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in my pajama bottoms! that fucking bastard stung the hell out of me when I climbed into bed! OUCH!>:(B|



Make a paste with baking soda and water. Soothes the sting.

If it was really a wasp. ;)
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If they are staring at you you need to do one of two things.

1- Wash them:S:P

2- Stomp on whatever is attached to the eyes. :D

That definitely sucks.
You're all ready to go to sleep than **ZAP** that fucker stings and you feel it crawling around on you.


Are you sure it was a WASP?

I dont think they die after stinging like bees do.

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OuchB|

I'm sorry. That sucks! I've had bad luck with stinging things lately as well. I had a black wasp like thing sting me 7 times right before I was suppose to make a jump at the all of the above boggie a few years ago and I managed to step on a bee at Skydance a few months agoB|

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thank you jtval, for the sympathy I was looking for. A little Aloe Vera, and the pain is gone. But I'm not sure I trust those pj's.....they are right there, on the floor, staring at me.......

So you're naked then>:( post pics:D
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Well, before I jumped in the shower, I saw this huge wasp hanging out above the shower head. I chased him around with the broom until he hid in the light fixture. As I showered, I left my pj bottoms on the floor. Then, after the shower and after getting dressed, I went to bed and ouch, feels like a pin in my...ouch ouch ouch, you pin with legs all squeshy and shit....bastard, stung me twice before I did him in. I suspect there are more waiting.... yes squeek, I'm naked, even while typing this...and no you don't deserve a peak:P

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Well, before I jumped in the shower, I saw this huge wasp hanging out above the shower head. I chased him around with the broom until he hid in the light fixture. As I showered, I left my pj bottoms on the floor. Then, after the shower and after getting dressed, I went to bed and ouch, feels like a pin in my...ouch ouch ouch, you pin with legs all squeshy and shit....bastard, stung me twice before I did him in. I suspect there are more waiting.... yes squeek, I'm naked, even while typing this...and no you don't deserve a peak:P

I never for one minute thought I DESERVE a peek, I just want one:ph34r:
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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You're just interested now because I joined the club. :P

What club.

I'm interested becuase you are female and have BOOBIES:)
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I was climbing a 10' ladder last sat. to install a camera, I got all the way to the top when I noticed something buzzing around my head then I fet the sting. My first reaction was RUN! Bad idea when your 8' in the air, I realized this when I tok the first step. Then my skydive training hit, PLF. I landed, rolled and ran like hell. I ended up with 3 RED WASP stings, one on my jaw, one on my shoulder and one on my back. Ended up in the emergency clinic monday morning because the sting on my jaw had spread all the way around my throat and down onto my chest. Got a steroid shot and some good antibiotics and the swelling has gone down this morning. Freakin Texas Red Wasp!!!!:(:(

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Well, before I jumped in the shower, I saw this huge wasp hanging out above the shower head. I chased him around with the broom until he hid in the light fixture. As I showered, I left my pj bottoms on the floor. Then, after the shower and after getting dressed, I went to bed and ouch, feels like a pin in my...ouch ouch ouch, you pin with legs all squeshy and shit....bastard, stung me twice before I did him in. I suspect there are more waiting.... yes squeek, I'm naked, even while typing this...and no you don't deserve a peak:P



Sounds like it was pissed at you for going after it with a broom and hid in your pj's. :P

Last time I got stung by a wasp, it was hanging on the outside of the front door, and when I opened it and reached for the storm door, it came right down on my hand POW.. then that little motherfucker fell to the floor... STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP, how do you like that fucker? STOMP! ;)
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Squeak is right; We definitely need pics.:ph34r:

My co-worker got stung in the face as he was taking out the garbage last week; I think he would have been happy to trade locations with you.

BTW Did you hear about the guy who went to the doctor after being stung in the crotch? He asked the doc to relieve the pain, but leave the swelling.:D

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in my pajama bottoms! that fucking bastard stung the hell out of me when I climbed into bed! OUCH!>:(B|



This of course begs the question of why the hell do you sleep in jammies anyway?!
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