skysprite 0 #1 August 1, 2007 How does one go about applying for a temporary "Man Card?" I'm experiencing a role reversal at the moment, and figure if he's going to insist on wearing my panties (and get them nice and twisted to boot!) then I should get to carry a Man Card until this is resolved! I thought chicks were the ones that are supposed to pull this kinda shit! By all means, feel free to hijack this thread. This is something posted both with humor and out of exasperation over a current event. Such a silly thing, really, to cause such a reaction. *sigh*~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 August 1, 2007 Grow a temporary penis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 August 1, 2007 Quote I'm experiencing a role reversal at the moment, and figure if he's going to insist on wearing my panties (and get them nice and twisted to boot!)... Just for reference: If I've ever told you I'd like to get into your panties, that is not what I meant!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #4 August 1, 2007 Maybe he's just subtly telling you that your ass is so big that he can fit in your panties. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #5 August 1, 2007 Well a man card is a requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the male community and it can and should be revoked by other respectable males for doing non-respectable male things. Unfortunatey giving a temporary man card to a women would necessitate an instant revocation. However, if we need to take away HIS man card because he cried in public watching a chick flick or some other equally egregious event, please let us know so that we may take action.Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #6 August 1, 2007 Just take his and by all means post the details of what you are talking about and his phone number so we can call and give him shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #7 August 1, 2007 It depends.. What kind of panties are they? The nice silky ones just plain feel good right after shaving your nuts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #8 August 1, 2007 Quote It depends.. What kind of panties are they? The nice silky ones just plain feel good right after shaving your nuts. Doesn't that thong bother you. I mean even with your nuts shaved I would think it would bother you.Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #9 August 1, 2007 I'm so going to try that now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #10 August 1, 2007 Quote Just take his and by all means post the details of what you are talking about and his phone number so we can call and give him shit. My first reaction was "no, that's not appropriate/that would be mean" but then I realized that I'm back to thinking like a woman! That would be a "man" thing to do, wouldn't it! Would doing that help move my application along quicker??? Quote ...Unfortunatey giving a temporary man card to a women would necessitate an instant revocation. However, if we need to take away HIS man card because he cried in public watching a chick flick or some other equally egregious event, please let us know so that we may take action. But even if you give it to me then immediately revoke it, at least I can say I had it temporarily, which is the point of my application! I'm okay with this! Quote Maybe he's just subtly telling you that your ass is so big that he can fit in your panties. This is further proof that he's being the woman then! That's such a round about way to tell someone something like that. That's akin to a woman thinking her message is clear when she says "those flowers are beautiful" when she's really saying "you're a fucking cheap bastard for never buying me flowers!" Shouldn't he just be a man and tell me my ass is big, if that is indeed what he's trying to say?? ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #11 August 1, 2007 Quote Doesn't that thong bother you. I mean even with your nuts shaved I would think it would bother you. Not at all. You get used to it pretty quick and it looks soooo GOOOD!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #12 August 1, 2007 Quote Quote Just take his and by all means post the details of what you are talking about and his phone number so we can call and give him shit. My first reaction was "no, that's not appropriate/that would be mean" but then I realized that I'm back to thinking like a woman! That would be a "man" thing to do, wouldn't it! Would doing that help move my application along quicker??? Quote ...Unfortunatey giving a temporary man card to a women would necessitate an instant revocation. However, if we need to take away HIS man card because he cried in public watching a chick flick or some other equally egregious event, please let us know so that we may take action. But even if you give it to me then immediately revoke it, at least I can say I had it temporarily, which is the point of my application! I'm okay with this! Quote Maybe he's just subtly telling you that your ass is so big that he can fit in your panties. This is further proof that he's being the woman then! That's such a round about way to tell someone something like that. That's akin to a woman thinking her message is clear when she says "those flowers are beautiful" when she's really saying "you're a fucking cheap bastard for never buying me flowers!" Shouldn't he just be a man and tell me my ass is big, if that is indeed what he's trying to say?? While you do show promise in being able to hold a temporary Man Card, this one statement shows either that you are not ready or you are use to dealing with really stupid men. No man in his right mind would say something like that unless he was ready to be done with your ass, no matter what size it is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #13 August 1, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Just take his and by all means post the details of what you are talking about and his phone number so we can call and give him shit. My first reaction was "no, that's not appropriate/that would be mean" but then I realized that I'm back to thinking like a woman! That would be a "man" thing to do, wouldn't it! Would doing that help move my application along quicker??? Quote ...Unfortunatey giving a temporary man card to a women would necessitate an instant revocation. However, if we need to take away HIS man card because he cried in public watching a chick flick or some other equally egregious event, please let us know so that we may take action. But even if you give it to me then immediately revoke it, at least I can say I had it temporarily, which is the point of my application! I'm okay with this! Quote Maybe he's just subtly telling you that your ass is so big that he can fit in your panties. This is further proof that he's being the woman then! That's such a round about way to tell someone something like that. That's akin to a woman thinking her message is clear when she says "those flowers are beautiful" when she's really saying "you're a fucking cheap bastard for never buying me flowers!" Shouldn't he just be a man and tell me my ass is big, if that is indeed what he's trying to say?? While you do show promise in being able to hold a temporary Man Card, this one statement shows either that you are not ready or you are use to dealing with really stupid men. No man in his right mind would say something like that unless he was ready to be done with your ass, no matter what size it is. Good point! In that case, what would the appropriate action be for a Man Card wielding Man in this hypothetical situation? Teach me, Obi-Wan! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #14 August 1, 2007 I still don't know if the man card should be taken away without hearing the specific charges. However, if he is found guilty of violating any of the man rules then for 24 hours from the time of the violation he will be considered NOT a man. During this time he will not be referred to in any masculine way, and he shall bear the name Princess. After the 24 hour period please try and set up a threesome with you and another hot babe. This will definitely help recharge his man card in a timely manner Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #15 August 1, 2007 QuoteGood point! In that case, what would the appropriate action be for a Man Card wielding Man in this hypothetical situation? Get off the internet and make me a sandwich!"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #16 August 1, 2007 Quote Quote Good point! In that case, what would the appropriate action be for a Man Card wielding Man in this hypothetical situation? Get off the internet get me a beer and make me a sandwich! fixed itSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
