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Andy_Copland

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So a guy at work is moaning as im now on shift. He cant get as much over time in (money grabbing cunt with no life)

I know how much he earns and wrote a little calculation on a piece of paper for my wages but made it look like i earned a third more than him and left it near a computer he goes on.

Well he's kicking up a real stink now and im sitting back watching the fireworks.

I love it.
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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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Nice dude! Stirring the pot at work is always fun as long as you can get away with plausible deniability! Remember the three rules for starting shit:
1. Admit nothing...
2. Deny everything...
3. Make counteraccusations...

and the golden rule:
1. If it is shinney and not bolted down, take it because you never know when you might need it.

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So a guy at work is moaning as im now on shift. He cant get as much over time in (money grabbing cunt with no life)

I know how much he earns and wrote a little calculation on a piece of paper for my wages but made it look like i earned a third more than him and left it near a computer he goes on.

Well he's kicking up a real stink now and im sitting back watching the fireworks.

I love it.



For your next trick, nail his girlfriend :)
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My mighty steed

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Have a few friends from the states mail you nude or risque pics of themselves, with a note saying how much they miss you.

Then make a comment on how you are glad to be home so you could get some rest.

He will be extremely pissed off that you travel, and get lots of american hottie puss.;)B|

Just hope it is not nudies of shrek bending over...:o[:/]

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