Andy_Copland 0 #1 August 3, 2007 Skydiving at the farm when this posh bit of blonde women came up and started chatting me up, being a gent i offered her a beer and we went outside for a chat while i drank and she smoked. In the thick damp air the smoke lingered in the air. I slowly rocked an arm around her as it was getting chilly and offered her my jacket. 10 minutes fly by and i half work up the courage to stick a wet one on her cheek but lose my nerve, not like me... So without warning she pulls my jeans off and just starts sliding her tongue all up and down my cock and briefly pauses to grab hold of it, wank me and say "i love that fucking accent, i want you to fuck me." Should i have put it in the poo pipe if she was this willing to just do that?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 August 3, 2007 And you're SURE it was a SHE?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 August 3, 2007 Quote at the farm when this posh bit of See, right there, we knew you were just dreaming... I kid I kid GA folks! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 August 3, 2007 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #5 August 3, 2007 He had great tits.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 August 3, 2007 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #7 August 3, 2007 Quote Oh my! Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 August 3, 2007 Nah, actually these are the tits that belong to her 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 August 3, 2007 Damn, I gotta practice my British accent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #10 August 3, 2007 Or Australian as they all thought i was. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 August 3, 2007 There's a difference? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 August 3, 2007 damn, your banning should of been longer 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 August 3, 2007 Quote There's a difference? Yeah...an Aussie wouldn't have NEEDED to take a poll. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #14 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote There's a difference? Yeah...an Aussie wouldn't have NEEDED to take a poll. Aussie Foreplay: " You awake love?"Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #15 August 3, 2007 Andy, I hate to break it to you but the pics she sent me didnt have that Top on. Hope you got a few of the good ones from her too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #16 August 3, 2007 I want the mushrooms you are taking 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #17 August 3, 2007 Quote Nah, actually these are the tits that belong to her Those look familiar. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #18 August 3, 2007 I didn't wanna say, i should of known you where breast fed.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #19 August 3, 2007 Quote Nah, actually these are the tits that belong to her *** You post her pics and ask about hitting her in the dumper? Kinda creepy dude! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #20 August 3, 2007 Lighten up The story is only half true and its an joke and giggle. Christ a skydiver taking something seriously 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 August 3, 2007 Quote Lighten up The story is only half true and its an joke and giggle. Christ a skydiver taking something seriously So it WAS a guy then! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #22 August 3, 2007 Nah i did stick it in her poo pipe She squeeled like a little oinker... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #23 August 3, 2007 Quote Nah i did stick it in her poo pipe She squeeled like a little oinker... Didnt you say in another thread that you were grossed out by the thought of doing it in the poo pipe? Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #24 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote Nah i did stick it in her poo pipe She squeeled like a little oinker... Didnt you say in another thread that you were grossed out by the thought of doing it in the poo pipe? Was that the chinese girl you denied or amanda both tits look the samehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #25 August 3, 2007 QuoteShe squeeled like a little oinker... Ok.. Lets see if we can follow.. You were in Georgia Having some Poo Pipe Lovin They were "squeling like a pig". You sure you were not watching "Deliverance" and beating off on the couch?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
