gonzalesna 1 #1 August 3, 2007 Tomorrow at Elsinore, I do my 100th Jump... gonna get nekkid and feel the breeze blow through the trees... er... bushes I swear... I'll put clothes back on. (At least for a little while) Bring some pies and i'll get the beer! No flash photography please (or any photography for that matter... )Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #2 August 3, 2007 Quote No flash photography please (or any photography for that matter... ) Fuck that... If there isn't video/pictures it didn't happen. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 August 3, 2007 Quote No flash photography please (or any photography for that matter... ) Thats your first mistake. Announcing your intentions prior. Videography and photography will be inevitable. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 August 3, 2007 Quote Tomorrow at Elsinore, I do my 100th Jump... gonna get nekkid and feel the breeze blow through the trees... er... bushesI swear... I'll put clothes back on. (At least for a little while) Bring some pies and i'll get the beer!No flash photography please (or any photography for that matter... ) Guess I was keeping it secret for nothing eh? Oh, and there will be pics. And they will be posted. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #5 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote No flash photography please (or any photography for that matter... ) Thats your first mistake. Announcing your intentions prior. Videography and photography will be inevitable. reverse psychology, my friend... reverse psychologySome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote Quote No flash photography please (or any photography for that matter... ) Thats your first mistake. Announcing your intentions prior. Videography and photography will be inevitable. reverse psychology, my friend... reverse psychology Make sure they use a TELEPHOTO LENS! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #7 August 3, 2007 Lmao! Lisa has been trying to get me to go there, tomorrow. She never mentioned anyone being nude...not that it's anything new at the DZ. I still don't know if I can make it, but what time is all of this this taking place? Also, what exactly are you doing on your jump and with whom? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #8 August 3, 2007 the fuck was I thinking clicking on your thread with nekkid in the title????? and answer your damn myspace shit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #9 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote No flash photography please (or any photography for that matter... ) Thats your first mistake. Announcing your intentions prior. Videography and photography will be inevitable. reverse psychology, my friend... reverse psychology Make sure they use a TELEPHOTO LENS! I was gonna suggest they use the Hubble telescope...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #10 August 3, 2007 Quote Lmao! Lisa has been trying to get me to go there, tomorrow. She never mentioned anyone being nude...not that it's anything new at the DZ. I still don't know if I can make it, but what time is all of this this taking place? Also, what exactly are you doing on your jump and with whom? I'll probably jump around noon... maybe a little later. (Gotta wait till it warms up) No plans on the jump except jumpin' nekkid. I don't know many people out at Elsinore. I figure I'll plan it once I'm out there. Maybe we can get a nekkid big way. Wanna hop on the load?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #11 August 3, 2007 Quote the fuck was I thinking clicking on your thread with nekkid in the title????? Subconscious desires, maybe?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 August 3, 2007 I'll probably jump around noon... maybe a little later. Quote ...hell of a lot later if yer packing for yourself! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #13 August 3, 2007 I suggest the sunset load after all of the tandems and their families have gone home. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #14 August 3, 2007 Quote I'll probably jump around noon... maybe a little later. Quote ...hell of a lot later if yer packing for yourself! probably just doin the one jump... it's already packed (for good reason) and ready to go. I just gotta repack it once I'm back down. here's hopin I don't get a bad spot.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #15 August 3, 2007 Quote I'll probably jump around noon... maybe a little later. (Gotta wait till it warms up) Ahahahaa...it's Elsinore. It's 100 degrees at 8 am. I kid, but seriously, it's 80 or so early in the morning. Quote No plans on the jump except jumpin' nekkid. I don't know many people out at Elsinore. I figure I'll plan it once I'm out there. Maybe we can get a nekkid big way. Wanna hop on the load? That's so funny because my jumpsuit is all ripped up, so I can't wear it, anyway. I am NOT skydiving in the nude, though. I think my friends would have a heart attack because I am not that type of person. Still, I could jump in regular clothes. One thing will have to change. When I jump w/ others, we dock quite a bit, thoughout the skydive. I don't know how much of that I want to do w/ you. You won't have any real "grippers" (no jokes) to dock on, sooo... I think that you should have manifest announce it and ask if anyone wants to join you. I'll bet that a couple of people might even go for it, if they have the time and if it gets hot enough. It's Sat, so it will be very busy. Wear shorts onto the plane, and slip them off on the plane, before jumping. Use your parachute to cover on the walk back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #16 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote I'll probably jump around noon... maybe a little later. (Gotta wait till it warms up) Ahahahaa...it's Elsinore. It's 100 degrees at 8 am. I kid, but seriously, it's 80 or so early in the morning. Quote No plans on the jump except jumpin' nekkid. I don't know many people out at Elsinore. I figure I'll plan it once I'm out there. Maybe we can get a nekkid big way. Wanna hop on the load? That's so funny because my jumpsuit is all ripped up, so I can't wear it, anyway. I am NOT skydiving in the nude, though. I think my friends would have a heart attack because I am not that type of person. Still, I could jump in regular clothes. One thing will have to change. When I jump w/ others, we dock quite a bit, thoughout the skydive. I don't know how much of that I want to do w/ you. You won't have any real "grippers" (no jokes) to dock on, sooo... I think that you should have manifest announce it and ask if anyone wants to join you. I'll bet that a couple of people might even go for it, if they have the time and if it gets hot enough. It's Sat, so it will be very busy. Wear shorts onto the plane, and slip them off on the plane, before jumping. Use your parachute to cover on the walk back. As far as the temp goes, I live in 29 palms where it's over 100 almost every day... 80 is cold for me. remember... I lose about 15-20 lbs. in water weight each summerWe could do a skivvies and skins jump... if you don't wanna jump nekkid, wear your undergarments... Feel free to dock if you jump with, just be careful where you dock... that's not an extra handle flappin, nor is it a gripperI'll definately have manifest throw out a memo... My rig has a BOC and a leg strap pullout location, so I could throw my shorts in there for the jump just in case the pilot gives a bad spot... (We don't need no police involved if we land off the dz... What would my gunny say if I got put in jail for that?)Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #17 August 3, 2007 Nick, I'll be there by noon. Your 100th, nekkid jump is on me. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #18 August 3, 2007 hehehe... you said nekkid Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #19 August 3, 2007 I'll totally jump w/ you, if I can make it out that way, tomorrow. I'm not jumping nude, in my undies or anything else even remotely close to that, though. How about a speed star or something similar? We should get Mel or someone to organize something fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #20 August 3, 2007 Quote I'll totally jump w/ you, if I can make it out that way, tomorrow. I'm not jumping nude, in my undies or anything else even remotely close to that, though. How about a speed star or something similar? We should get Mel or someone to organize something fun! You two should jump with Jim. Nick, you met him at Skyfest.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #21 August 3, 2007 One thing came to mind when you said you were jumping nekkid... The DZO at the dropzone I used to jump at was explaining how to arch properly... Before the AFF students would load, he'd be outside screaming "REMEMBER DICK IN THE DIRT!! DICK IN THE DIRT!!" Then I started thinking (yes it hurt)... That's gonna suck for you if that's how you land. Stand it up Gonzo... I know, you usually do, but... Have fun! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #22 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote I'll totally jump w/ you, if I can make it out that way, tomorrow. I'm not jumping nude, in my undies or anything else even remotely close to that, though. How about a speed star or something similar? We should get Mel or someone to organize something fun! You two should jump with Jim. Nick, you met him at Skyfest. I ain't jumpin with twardo nekkid! He'd use it as a gripper for sure! he also wouldn't let go when I go to deploy or trackSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #23 August 3, 2007 Quote One thing came to mind when you said you were jumping nekkid... The DZO at the dropzone I used to jump at was explaining how to arch properly... Before the AFF students would load, he'd be outside screaming "REMEMBER DICK IN THE DIRT!! DICK IN THE DIRT!!" Then I started thinking (yes it hurt)... That's gonna suck for you if that's how you land. Stand it up Gonzo... I know, you usually do, but... Have fun! funny... my coworker said earlier... "Gives new meaning to dick-in-the-dirt"I'm aimin' for the hotties on the groundSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #24 August 3, 2007 Quote I'm aimin' for the hotties on the ground They'd be running as fast as they can away from the crazy dude wearing a black cowboy hat jumping nekkid. edited to add: it's not Twardo Lisa was talking about... It's a different Jim. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #25 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote I'm aimin' for the hotties on the ground They'd be running as fast as they can away from the crazy dude wearing a black cowboy hat jumping nekkid. Gonzo, please don't wear that hat. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites