airtwardo 7 #76 August 3, 2007 Yes, that may be true, but at least *I* don't hug dead corpses... Quote Drunk Marines??? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #77 August 3, 2007 Quote Yes, that may be true, but at least *I* don't hug dead corpses... Quote Drunk Marines??? I do drunk Marines... Walt just hugs dead bodies. Walt is a little... uh... Strange... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #78 August 3, 2007 MARINE stands for.... Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks2065 0 #79 August 3, 2007 why did cavemen drag their woman by the hair ? because if they drug them by the leggs they would fill up with dirt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #80 August 3, 2007 Quote Walt just hugs dead bodies. Walt is a little... uh... Strange... Damn. Hug one corpse and you're labeled for life.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #81 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote Walt just hugs dead bodies. Walt is a little... uh... Strange... Damn. Hug one corpse and you're labeled for life.Walt But NOT by the HugEE... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #82 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Walt just hugs dead bodies. Walt is a little... uh... Strange... Damn. Hug one corpse and you're labeled for life.Walt But NOT by the HugEE... DOH!!! Good one Twardo!!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #83 August 3, 2007 Quote MARINE stands for.... Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential I got a waiverSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #84 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote MARINE stands for.... Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential I got a waiver On the muscle part................ ya sure did! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #85 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote Quote MARINE stands for.... Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential I got a waiver On the muscle part................ ya sure did! I heard the old folks home was out lookin' for ya... they said you need to stop wandering around unattended.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #86 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote MARINE stands for.... Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential I got a waiver On the muscle part................ ya sure did! I heard the old folks home was out lookin' for ya... they said you need to stop wandering around unattended. It's not wandering...it's ESCAPING! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #87 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote MARINE stands for.... Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential I got a waiver On the muscle part................ ya sure did! I heard the old folks home was out lookin' for ya... they said you need to stop wandering around unattended. ...it's ESCAPING! The voices are in your head, not in the old folks home... Go back... they need to change your dependsSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #88 August 3, 2007 The voices are in your head, not in the old folks home... Go back... they need to change your depends Quote Gotta learn to dump in the yard huh....like YOU & Bear! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #89 August 3, 2007 Quote The voices are in your head, not in the old folks home... Go back... they need to change your depends Quote Gotta learn to dump in the yard huh....like YOU & Bear! I see you found my "thank you gift" for helping me out over the weekendSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #90 August 4, 2007 QuoteMARINE stands for.... Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential I thought it was: My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment Sir!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #91 August 4, 2007 Quote Quote MARINE stands for.... Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential I thought it was: My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment Sir! What was that line from "A Few Good Men".... "I just love you Navy boys....whenever there's a fight, you give us a ride!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #92 August 4, 2007 Q: What does 80 year old pussy smell like? A: Depends Q: What do elephants use for tampons? A; Sheep. Q: how do you know an elephant is having her period? A: You find a dime on your dresser and your mattress is gone Q: What does a vampire call a used tampon? A: A sucker. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antman 0 #93 August 4, 2007 Q:What do you call that useless skin around the pussy? A: a woman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #94 August 4, 2007 Q: What's the worst thing about going down on your Grandmother? A: Hitting the back of your head on the coffin lid. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rover 11 #95 August 5, 2007 This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out of the blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked me if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little bit of that "old magic" "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now" I said. "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't have the energy I used to have". She just giggled and said she was sure that I would "rise to the challenge". "Yeah" I said. "Just as long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I'm developing the jowls like a Great Dane!" She laughed and told me not to be silly. She teased me saying that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure that I would still be a great lover. "Anyway" she giggled "I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to fuck off.2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rover 11 #96 August 5, 2007 A guy rings work one day and says to his boss "I can't come to work today. I'm sick!" Boss says "Sick, you don't sound sick. How sick are ya!" "Put it this way" says the guy, "I'm in bed butt-fucking my sister".2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #97 August 5, 2007 A guy stops to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend's two gorgeous daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to fuck you." The first daughter says, "That's not true." He says, "I'll prove it." He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?" His friend yells back, "Of course, both of them." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #98 August 5, 2007 A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" Customer says, "Female" Counter guy asks, "Black or white?" Customer says, "White" Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?" Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #99 August 5, 2007 Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? 'cause she's a WOMAN! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #100 August 5, 2007 Q: Why did Chris Benoit skip the last WWE pay-per-view? A: He wanted to stay home and hang around his family. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
