Andy_Copland 0 #1 August 5, 2007 In my drunken state i took 4 vegetable spring rolls out the freezer, cooked em for a full 10 minutes (still freezing in the middle) and put a rash of raw bacon over the top and threw it all between 2 pieces of bread and enjoyed. The side effects? None as far as i can tell, just really bad gas.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #2 August 5, 2007 Raw bacon gives you cancerI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #3 August 5, 2007 foot in mouth Andy Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 August 5, 2007 You need some serious help you with your eating habits. Raw bacon on spring rolls made into a sandwich... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #5 August 5, 2007 So, is that a Spring Roll Bacon Botty? There was from British Army guys out here at Fort Campbell. You guys and sandwiches... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #6 August 5, 2007 Actually Raw bacon, raw any pork product can cause icky things... like worms... See HereShe is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 August 5, 2007 Quote Abdominal symptoms can occur 1-2 days after infection. Further symptoms usually start 2-8 weeks after eating contaminated meat. Symptoms may range from very mild to severe and relate to the number of infectious worms consumed in meat. Often, mild cases of trichinellosis are never specifically diagnosed and are assumed to be the flu or other common illnesses. I'd say Andy's due for some discomfort right about.... now! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 August 5, 2007 I have the sweats 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 August 5, 2007 Quote I have the sweats Drunken dumb ass. Hope that's all you get though... Good luck!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #10 August 5, 2007 Isn't that typical British cuisine? I thought you'd have a name for that particular dish. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 August 5, 2007 Wot? No ketchup or gravy? ... You southern heathen. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #12 August 5, 2007 There can be only one!!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #13 August 6, 2007 Quote I have the sweats Well, let us know if you sart seeing color patterns or vision of Coyote. I may have to try this myself... Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #14 August 6, 2007 I thought you merely went down on a pikey girl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #15 August 6, 2007 well you got the first part about the Pikey right but i don't know................. about the second part Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #16 August 6, 2007 Unfortunately not. I just done about 3 shits today that were real floaters, had a nightmare getting them down the toilet. Other than that i feel good, think i was just sweating the booze out 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #17 August 6, 2007 Quote So, is that a Spring Roll Bacon Botty? There was from British Army guys out here at Fort Campbell. You guys and sandwiches... That would be BUTTY, chips make the best ones lots of salt and vinegar yum``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 August 6, 2007 Quote Actually Raw bacon, raw any pork product can cause icky things... like worms... That's okay...fishing is FUN! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #19 August 6, 2007 Quote Quote Actually Raw bacon, raw any pork product can cause icky things... like worms... That's okay...fishing is FUN! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #20 August 6, 2007 Quote Quote So, is that a Spring Roll Bacon Botty? There was from British Army guys out here at Fort Campbell. You guys and sandwiches... That would be BUTTY, chips make the best ones lots of salt and vinegar yum Y'all call a sandwich a 'butty'... and then say that WE can't speak correctly? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sd-slider 0 #21 August 6, 2007 Quote Actually Raw bacon, raw any pork product can cause icky things... like worms... I dated a girl with worms once.....It was a real drag...But, I LOVE TO FISH! .Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #22 August 6, 2007 Quote Quote Quote So, is that a Spring Roll Bacon Botty? There was from British Army guys out here at Fort Campbell. You guys and sandwiches... That would be BUTTY, chips make the best ones lots of salt and vinegar yum All y'all call a sandwich a 'butty'... and then say that WE can't speak correctly? Fixed itSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
