Andy_Copland 0 #1 August 6, 2007 Same guy that i had a conversation with about spitting on pussies. Anyway. He tells me about his night out. "I'd just done a fucking gram of coke so i was a bit fucking off me trolley, this bird comes up and asks if im wrecked and i fucking tell her im coked up to my eyeballs. So she starts fucking chatting and just starts getting her tongue down me gob. I feel her hands all over my groin and think im fucking in there with this bird. Then she says she has to let her mates know where she is and she'll be right back. She only went and stole my fucking phone the skag head bitch" I laughed so hard that his standards were so low, just with the story you know she was a gummy crack whore 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #2 August 6, 2007 Isnt that a bit like going to the docs and saying im here for my friend that has a nasty rash LMAO You seem to know these mates VERY VERY well lol``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #3 August 6, 2007 Your friend sounds like a winner to me. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 August 6, 2007 *shuffles awkwardly in seat* I have no idea what you're talking about 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 August 6, 2007 He's actually a great guy 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 August 6, 2007 Quote *shuffles awkwardly in seat* I have no idea what you're talking about Did ya get 'her' number? ....oh, that's right, she has your phone! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #8 August 6, 2007 Quote *shuffles awkwardly in seat* I have no idea what you're talking about Yeh right get some cream itll go away ;-) I see you go to some choice pubs lol``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #9 August 6, 2007 Quote Quote *shuffles awkwardly in seat* I have no idea what you're talking about Did ya get 'her' number? ....oh, that's right, she has your phone! ROFLMAO``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #10 August 6, 2007 I knew this would turn on me, Judas' I get wasted enough to lose my phones by myself anyway 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 August 6, 2007 Quote I laughed so hard that his standards were so low, just with the story you know she was a gummy crack whore Umm HELLO POT, you have a very short memory you GITYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 August 6, 2007 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #13 August 6, 2007 yea-yea. little andy, hangs out with crack-whores and brags about it.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
