Buying Tampons for your Lady

[sharimcm 0]

I have NEVER sent any man to the store to buy my girl products. My thought on that is they would fuck it up on purpose just so they wouldn't have to do it again.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[Grips 0]

I always tell the checker they're for me. Well, because they are.

What?

[Lastchance 0]

I have. I told the checker that they make nice plugs for bullet holes and the sanitary pads make very nice bullet wound bandages.

I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

[ZigZagMarquis 9]

No problem!

Gets ya out of the house and away from the bitchin' for a little bit!!

[sunshine 2]

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What's the big deal? It's not like anyone is going to think they're for you. Unless of course you look like a kinky freak

Well there was that one south park episode where kenny put a tampon up his butt and died from it. Be careful where you put those things.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[gonzalesna 1]

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What's the big deal? It's not like anyone is going to think they're for you. Unless of course you look like a kinky freak

Well there was that one south park episode where kenny put a tampon up his butt and died from it. Be careful where you put those things.

I think this belongs in the "Have you ever analyzed yourself??" thread... Make sure you post in the proper thread from now on

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[sunshine 2]

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I think this belongs in the "Have you ever analyzed yourself??" thread... Make sure you post in the proper thread from now on

Thank you for the PW coaching. Maybe one day i can be a successful PW.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!