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tuesday joke

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A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to make love. When they were finished, she discovered there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?"

"Well, I masturbated with them."

Later, she approached one of her male friends and told him the story. She asked, "Have you ever done that?"

"Yeah, once or twice."

"You mean you've actually masturbated with a condom before?"

"Oh, I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my girlfriend."

:ph34r:

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