gonzalesna 1 #26 August 6, 2007 Quote 'Grats, Gonzo...you're a braver man than I am! Yes, but at altitiude, I'm not any biggerI tell ya... I was like this [------------------------] and normally... I'm like this [----------------------------] Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #27 August 6, 2007 Oh ya! The door story... So there I was... Balls deep in her as.... oops, wrong storyYa, so, of course, the only jumpers on the load that were female were literally right in front of me... you know... one of those "any closer and she'd be suckin' on it" kinda things. Anyway, Dropped trow, got a little hoot and holler from the crowd, opened the door, shrank another inch from the cold, and dove out. I made sure to gove everyone a backside view of the moon on exit. 2 seconds later, I flipped over and gave 'em a view of the front side. Then on landing, I was flying over 2 guys that had already landed (I pulled high so they ended up landing before me) And I yelled out, "Heads up!!!" They had a reaction similar to mine when i open a billyvance attachment. A guy in the group behind me was even kind enough to film my exit, so I got to see that once I got back down and put shorts back on.So, to recap... I dropped trow, got a woo woo, mooned the crowd (front and backside), mooned the crowd again (birds eye view... I mean brown eye view) watched myself get nekkid and do all of the above on video. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #28 August 6, 2007 Pssst....change your profile. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #29 August 6, 2007 Quote Pssst....change your profile. DOH! Hit F5Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #30 August 6, 2007 Congrats on your 100th!I'm not going to look at the pics because I do not want to see any man porn. I'm assuming it's man porn by the replies. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #31 August 6, 2007 Quote Congrats on your 100th!I'm not going to look at the pics because I do not want to see any man porn. I'm assuming it's man porn by the replies. not really man-porn... i have a piece of paper with the number 100 written on it covering my "winky winky" it's censored.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #32 August 6, 2007 I'm still not going to look at the pics just in case you're lying to me. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #33 August 6, 2007 Quote I'm still not going to look at the pics just in case you're lying to me. I didn't post them... lisa did... she wouldn't post stuff like thatSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #34 August 6, 2007 Quote I'm still not going to look at the pics just in case you're lying to me. I made him a sign to hold in front of him. The pics are safe. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #35 August 6, 2007 Quote I'm still not going to look at the pics just in case you're lying to me. It's not much to look at. Oh, and Nick... I know I already told you personally, but here it is... Publically announcing that I am saying "Congrats dude." "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #36 August 6, 2007 Quote Quote I'm still not going to look at the pics just in case you're lying to me. It's not much to look at. Oh, and Nick... I know I already told you personally, but here it is... Pubically announcing that I am saying "Congrats dude." HAHAHAHA!!!! you said pubicSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #37 August 6, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I'm still not going to look at the pics just in case you're lying to me. It's not much to look at. Oh, and Nick... I know I already told you personally, but here it is... Pubically announcing that I am saying "Congrats dude." HAHAHAHA!!!! you said pubic Good catch! You were nekkid! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #38 August 6, 2007 Ask him how many guys scratched themselves off of the load he was on. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #39 August 6, 2007 Quote how many guys scratched themselves off Wow... They scratched themselved off? I've heard of whacking off and getting off, but scratching off. It almost sounds like it would hurt... But, they did have a nekkid man to look at. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #40 August 6, 2007 Quote Quote how many guys scratched themselves off Wow... They scratched themselved off? I've heard of whacking off and getting off, but scratching off. It almost sounds like it would hurt... But, they did have a nekkid man to look at. Thread killerSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #41 August 6, 2007 I said nothing. And, Lisa still hasn't posted the pie pictures... OK... How many people scratched their names off of manifest when they found out YOU were going to be on the load... Nekkid? C'mon.. Tell me. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #42 August 6, 2007 And, Lisa still hasn't posted the pie pictures... I won't have them until later today.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #43 August 6, 2007 I didn't even know people did that until lisa said something...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #44 August 6, 2007 QuoteI didn't even know people did that until lisa said something... I was kidding.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #45 August 6, 2007 Quote And, Lisa still hasn't posted the pie pictures... I won't have them until later today. What was IN the pie?? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #46 August 6, 2007 Quote Quote And, Lisa still hasn't posted the pie pictures... I won't have them until later today. What was IN the pie?? Actually, that couldn't have happened. It took us so long to get him set up it melted. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #47 August 6, 2007 Quote Quote And, Lisa still hasn't posted the pie pictures... I won't have them until later today. What was IN the pie?? Clicky...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #48 August 6, 2007 Quote Quote Quote how many guys scratched themselves off Wow... They scratched themselved off? I've heard of whacking off and getting off, but scratching off. It almost sounds like it would hurt... But, they did have a nekkid man to look at. Thread killer Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #49 August 6, 2007 Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #50 August 6, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote how many guys scratched themselves off Wow... They scratched themselved off? I've heard of whacking off and getting off, but scratching off. It almost sounds like it would hurt... But, they did have a nekkid man to look at. Thread killer would this help???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
