lilDevil 2 #1 August 9, 2007 he he he!!!! A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenny and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her. "Kin ya swaller?" asked Kenny The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head. "Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head, No!!! With that, Kenny walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her arse. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Kenny swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenny, I'd heard about that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, ...... but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #2 August 9, 2007 *shakes head* that was pretty bad...... ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #3 August 9, 2007 The last time I heard that joke it involved a chicken bone, a gay guy, and some ass munching. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #4 August 9, 2007 ROLMFAO."Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #5 August 9, 2007 Quote *shakes head* that was pretty bad...... Yea but knowing the Aussies it's probably true. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
