monkycndo 0 #26 August 9, 2007 Do tell. I can use the laugh.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #27 August 9, 2007 Quote Quote I'll have to kill him. After I torture him. Then cut him up. I have found it easier to just do a little pre-emptive Knee capping. First time I meet ANY "Boy" that is hanging around my daughter, I kick them in the Knee cap. Once they get up and ask why I did that, I tell them "it was for Thinking about it." When they ask “Thinking about what?”, I Just look at them and kick the other Kneecap. They usually dont hang around much after that for some strange reason. Thats not "kneecapping". For your reading pleasure....I think the Irish came up with it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KneecappingMuff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #28 August 9, 2007 QuoteThats not "kneecapping". For your reading pleasure....I think the Irish came up with it. I reserve that form of Knee capping those that I found out she talked to with out me meeting them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #29 August 9, 2007 At least you guys ACTUALLY CARE about your kids. Most parents dont give 2 shit about their kids or raising them right. My brother, sister, and myself were lucky enough to have parents who cared for us.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #30 August 9, 2007 QuoteDo tell. I can use the laugh. From my experience - they no longer teach: How to use a ruler. How many seconds are in a minute. Fractions and anything remotely relating to fractions. Basic English - things such as sentence structure, subject/verb agreement. Spelling. Oh the list goes on...Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #31 August 9, 2007 Quote How to use a ruler. You got that right!! My second Grade teacher KNEW How to use a Ruler. My Knuckles still hurt form that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #32 August 9, 2007 A buddy of mine told me how he handled 'over-zealous' teen age boys. When his daughter came home from a first date with a boy she knew, she told her daddy that the boy got a little 'handsy' but stopped when she told him to. Her daddy, handed a quarter. She ask what the quarter was for? Her daddy told her; "The next time he tries something, hand him the quarter and tell him to call me for permission!"Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #33 August 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteDo tell. I can use the laugh. From my experience - they no longer teach: How to use a ruler. How many seconds are in a minute. Fractions and anything remotely relating to fractions. Basic English - things such as sentence structure, subject/verb agreement. Spelling. Oh the list goes on... ...or tell time on a 'standard' clock! When my youngest boy was 9, he was in the kitchen doing his homework. I was in the living room watching t.v. I asked him what time it was. After a long hesitation, I asked him again, what time it was. I got up from the couch and went to the kitchen and asked him why, he didn't tell me the time. He sadly told me that, he was never taught in shool how to tell time on anything other than a digital clock. I really felt for him and got a paper plate and proceeded to make one of those clocks like we made in 1st grade. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #34 August 9, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Teachers don't get paid for the summer, though (at least not in CA), so most teachers I know either have spouses with a second income, or find work subbing in year round schools or doing other things. Most people can't afford three months off without pay. You're right. Actually, in Alabama, they get 9 months pay spread over 12 months. Most of the teachers I know, do have spouses with their own jobs as well. We get the same here in OZ, although we DO get 4 weeks paid leave per year, the other 8 weeks is not paid, but our pay is spread throughout the year. So it till feel like 12 weeks paid vacation per yearYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #35 August 10, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Hunny, you just posted a pic of your beautiful girl on a skydiving website. You best get yerself 2 guns. Hmm...good point!! I think she's pretty safe, though... her Mom is pretty well-armed, too! I figure if I take her to the DZ, I'll just grab a bullwhip.... Given my own sordid history, having a daughter is my WORST NIGHTMARE. They say women fall for men who are like their fathers. I'll have to kill him. After I torture him. Then cut him up. Makes for good fishing bait... ...so I've heardSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
