Things that annoy me: People who eat loudly

[Twoply 0]

People who eat by slurping, chewing with their mouths open, and belch often.

In the construction field where I work, I sometimes am able to take solitude in my truck to have a quiet half hour to do a crossword without having to stomach the babble from other people. By circumstance, a guy ended up in my passenger seat to have lunch. I told him at the end of the day that he can no longer eat in my vehicle.

I cannot stand being able to hear each and every motion some slob's jaw makes when he's chewing his fucking balogna sandwich. Please shut your mouth and have some courtesy for others.

Think about it, it might be you.

[gonzalesna 1]

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People who eat by slurping, chewing with their mouths open, and belch often.

In the construction field where I work, I sometimes am able to take solotude in my truck to have a quiet half hour to do a crossword without having to stomach the babble from other people. By circumstance, a guy ended up in my passenger seat to have lunch. I told him at the end of the day that he can no longer eat in my vehicle.

I cannot stand being able to hear each and every motion some slob's jaw makes when he's chewing his fucking balogna sandwich. Please shut your mouth and have some courtesy for others.

Think about it, it might be you.

I hate words that don't sound like how their spelled like "bologna"

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[BillyVance 35]

I don't think I've ever had that problem.

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[mx757 4]

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I don't think I've ever had that problem.

me either Billy.. nice to be deaf hun?

[d_squared431 0]

I hate it when calling another office and the person on the other end is chewing gum so load I can't hear a word they are saying.

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[ladyskydiver 0]

Or talking with their mouth full. **shudder**

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[Broke 0]

Bologna was orriginally crafted in Bologna Italy, so actually you should probounce every letter you see there. The Y ending is an American bastardization.
bO-lO-gNA

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[JohnMitchell 16]

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Bologna was originally crafted in Bologna Italy, so actually you should pronounce every letter you see there. The Y ending is an American bastardization.
bO-lO-gNA

You also mean to tell me a bunch of flowers in not called a "boh-kwet"?

[JohnRich 4]

That usually doesn't bother me, because I can't hear the eating noises over the sound of all the people talking on their cell phones at their dinner tables.

I think people who are out to eat alone are insecure about not having a companion, so they make up for it by yakking on their phone loudly to ensure the other patrons that they're not really lonely.

[gonzalesna 1]

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Bologna was originally crafted in Bologna Italy, so actually you should pronounce every letter you see there. The Y ending is an American bastardization.
bO-lO-gNA

You also mean to tell me a bunch of flowers in not called a "boh-kwet"?

I found a much easier way of saying potpourri...

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Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Never take a hot asian chick to noodles...just ruins the whole thing...

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[JohnMitchell 16]

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Never take a hot asian chick to noodles...just ruins the whole thing...

I dunno. Those wet slurping noises can be pretty cool.