BillyVance 35 #1 August 13, 2007 Classes for Men AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Monday, Aug 30, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours, beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squarecanopy 0 #2 August 14, 2007 Hey I can do all that stuff, I just don't want my wife to find out.... Just burning a hole in the sky..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #3 August 14, 2007 Sometimes it is just better to play dumb.... Less work if they think you can barely handle the little things... Crap... please don't let my wife see this! My secret is out!!! I'm not always as dumb as I act!!!! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 August 14, 2007 Quote Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. actually, nowadays they should teach that to women. most of the time I've found I know more about cooking than the women I've dated. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 August 14, 2007 Quote Quote Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. actually, nowadays they should teach that to women. most of the time I've found I know more about cooking than the women I've dated. Hell, I make a better home-made spaghetti sauce than my wife does! It's not always the same everytime, but it comes out great everytime. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PRSKY71 0 #6 August 15, 2007 Quote Sometimes it is just better to play dumb.... Less work if they think you can barely handle the little things... Crap... please don't let my wife see this! My secret is out!!! I'm not always as dumb as I act!!!! So honey, this weekend, your "not so dumb self" can sweep, mop, give Em a bath, oh, and have your first real Spanish lesson!! Good thing I'm tired tonight but tomorrow I'm adding to the list! Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process. -- Phillips Brooks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #7 August 15, 2007 Uh.... my not so dumb self is not here right now, please leave a message after the beep......... BEEP!Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
