chaoskitty 0 #26 August 7, 2007 Quote Nope, never tried but I've seen jay (thanatos340) do it and he's fairly androgenous so i don't think it's a gender related skill J is the first one I look for to open my beer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 873 #27 August 7, 2007 as I recall from last week...I believe it was Stella...opened with a lighter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #28 August 7, 2007 Oh gosh that felt like a right of passage when I learned to do that many many moons ago!!Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airkid 0 #29 August 7, 2007 i can use my wiener... so i think it is a gender related skill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vegasjoe 0 #30 August 7, 2007 My favorite is opening a beer with a student tandem harness! The laterals work great! Call the student over after the last load of the day, and open your beer on em! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #31 August 7, 2007 Yes Mark I believe it was Stella vegasjoe that is great using the tandem harnesshope you don't mind if I share that with my friends at Z-Hills I would love to see the look on the students face You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
point_code 0 #32 August 7, 2007 Quote true story...back in college, for srping break, 14 of us pile into our cars and trucks and head down the baja in mexico. we took a boat, motorcycles, atv's, generator, welder, tons of bottled beer, microwave, (yes, a microwave)...just about everything but the kitchen sink, oh, and not one person brought a bottle opener. so, after a week of constant drinking on the beach, we had figured out how to open a beer with just about everything...we even opened 14 beers at once, using the tie down hooks on my old truck. Ok, I just have to ask. Why on earth would you take a welder to Baja Mexico? Seems to me that if you left the welder in your garage you'd have room for another 5 or 6 cases of beer. P.S. A bottle of beer will open automatically inside a microwave on high after about 45 seconds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huka551 0 #33 August 7, 2007 I believe I'd like proof of that! Now opening your beer with your weiner is a party trick worth sharing! Muff Brother 3723 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #34 August 7, 2007 Quote I believe I'd like proof of that! Now opening your beer with your weiner is a party trick worth sharing! Had to have had a ring or bauble piercing down there, but still... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #35 August 7, 2007 Quotei can use my wiener... so i think it is a gender related skill As long as you only open *your* beer with it, I guess that is pretty cool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #36 August 7, 2007 QuoteP.S. A bottle of beer will open automatically inside a microwave on high after about 45 seconds. now that I have to try......but not in MY microwaveYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 873 #37 August 7, 2007 isn't there one in city hall?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
point_code 0 #38 August 7, 2007 Quote I believe I'd like proof of that! Now opening your beer with your weiner is a party trick worth sharing! Sure! Grab a bottle of your favorite beer(un opened of course). Stick it in your microwave. Turn it to it's highest setting. And wait. You might grab a pair of safety glasses just in case. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #39 August 7, 2007 If a beer is handed to me it is open already. Why do I need a lighter or anything else. Very rarely do I ever see an unopened bottle of beer. However I saw someone open a bottle of beer with a lighter one time. So I could probably do it as they showed me the fine points of making it work. If I were stranded on an island with nothing but beer and a lighter I could probably pull it off however I'm sticking to my first answer---- all beer comes to me without the caps. My hot man makes sure I'm supplied with open beers. He's very sweet that way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #40 August 7, 2007 I'm British, which means i am either a semi or fully alcoholic... i can do it with lighters, keys, walls, dogs teeth.... anything 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #41 August 7, 2007 Quote If a beer is handed to me it is open already. Why do I need a lighter or anything else. Very rarely do I ever see an unopened bottle of beer. However I saw someone open a bottle of beer with a lighter one time. So I could probably do it as they showed me the fine points of making it work. If I were stranded on an island with nothing but beer and a lighter I could probably pull it off however I'm sticking to my first answer---- all beer comes to me without the caps. My hot man makes sure I'm supplied with open beers. He's very sweet that way. Someone needs to give him a talkin' to... He's got it all backwardsSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #42 August 8, 2007 Quote I'm British, which means i am either a semi or fully alcoholic... i can do it with lighters, keys, walls, dogs teeth.... anything So that explaines the british teeth. I just thought you guys had crappy OrthodontistsDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #43 August 8, 2007 I think i should try this opening a beer with a lighter right about now. It's beer time for me Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #44 August 8, 2007 I used to get some shirt sleeve and use it to cushion the bite, it still chipped one Anyway i have fine teeth 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #45 August 8, 2007 Quote I think i should try this opening a beer with a lighter right about now. It's beer time for me OOOO... beer! I think I'll leave work and go have one.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #46 August 8, 2007 Quote I used to get some shirt sleeve and use it to cushion the bite, it still chipped one Anyway i have fine teeth I always knew you were a pillow biterYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #47 August 8, 2007 Quote Quote I think i should try this opening a beer with a lighter right about now. It's beer time for me OOOO... beer! I think I'll leave work and go have one. I've got one for ya!Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #48 August 8, 2007 You fucking bastard!!! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #49 August 8, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I think i should try this opening a beer with a lighter right about now. It's beer time for me OOOO... beer! I think I'll leave work and go have one. I've got one for ya! OOOO... SOMETHING SHINY!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lekstrom10k 0 #50 August 8, 2007 I actually showed some people how to open a bottle with another bottle last Saturday. They wanted to see it again even when they found out their bottle were twist off. I have been around a lot longer then manditory seat belts in cars another handy device.Beer cans with a triangle hole puncher with a bottle opener on the other end was Standard operating equipment for a party. Then the invention of the electric can opener made beer drinkingalmost like a glass with no foam at partys. Survival makes new ways possible. IIf you ever saw me up close you would know I keep my lighter in my pocket with my comb. I have a wide part and extended forehead so its neither Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
