livendive 8 #1 August 16, 2007 for everyone except BillyVance (and others who can't appreciate humor that lacks a visible component) This made me laugh. http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 August 16, 2007 biatch! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #3 August 16, 2007 cementing your place as one of the cooler people that I've metI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #4 August 16, 2007 Quote for everyone except BillyVance (and others who can't appreciate humor that lacks a visible component) This made me laugh. http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf Blues, Dave HAHAHAHAHAHA!! [pointing at Billy] HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Oh hold on, Billy. I luv ya, so I'll transcribe it for you: ***"What we're going to play for you now is a fellow from Texas, who witnesses an accident, and calls his friend to tell him about it. We can assume that 911 has already been called.": "Hey Mark, excuse me. I'm on my way to 3768. I kinda got hung up, it's raining out here, I'm on my way into Dallas. Jerry's probably gonna be calling you to find out where I'm at if he can't get a hold of me I'm sure...WHOA! Whoa, man I just had a wreck right in front of me. This guy ran a red light and hit 4 old ladies in an Impala. Just kind of clipped 'em and turned 'em around right in front of me man, that was close! Oh now this guy is gettin' out of his car...he's got a white shirt on with a cigarette hangin' out of his mouth. He's throws his hands up in the air like it was their fault! Hold on hold on...He's goin' over to their wind-a...now she's rolling down her wind-a...Oh man! Oh shit!!! BWAHAHAHA!! I think she sprayed him with pepper spray!!" [uproarious laughter] He's holding his face and he's on his knees! BWAHAHAHAHAA!! She's gettin' out...she's beating him with an umbrella!! Now the other women are gettin' out, too!! AHAHAHAHAHAA!!! This one woman with a little black purse! BWAHAHAHAA!! [unitelligible], man!! She looks like a 20 horse power jack hammer! BA-DOW! BA-DOW! BA-DOW!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!!! We got another woman she's hittin him with...like she's got a cattle prod!!! She's got an umbrella and shes sticking it in his side!!There's another one...it's a little old woman looks like Mother Goose! OH!! She beaned him!! She beaned him she's got this huge bag...its huge...she's about 4 foot nothin'...she hit him over the head, everything went all over the place her bible fell...OH!! She hit him over the head with her bible!! They're still beating the hell outta this guy! theyre beating this guy up...raised it above her head and just beaned this guy. oh they're still beating him! The woman with the little black purse! the little woman just beaned him again with her big bag! He's running to his car! He's outta here!! I wish you were here, man! I wish you coulda seen this!!! I... I... I GOTTA GO!!!" ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 August 16, 2007 I love you Jaye! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 August 16, 2007 Quote for everyone except BillyVance (and others who can't appreciate humor that lacks a visible component) This made me laugh. http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf Blues, Dave No workie.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #7 August 16, 2007 All that and she takes dictation too! OK, I put down the straight line-ya'll run with itI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #8 August 16, 2007 Quote Quote for everyone except BillyVance (and others who can't appreciate humor that lacks a visible component) This made me laugh. http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf Blues, Dave No workie. Must be something wrong with your computer. I just clicked it again and it's still working fine for me. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #9 August 16, 2007 Thanks. THAT WAS FUNNY. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 August 17, 2007 I forgot to play that link for Joe last night...he has a whole CD of the jerky-boys prank phone calls that he loves, he'll die listening to that cell phone call. He lived in Texas for so many years, I love the guy's accent. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
