rehmwa 2 #1 August 16, 2007 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20268426/ Never give up, never think things through. I wonder, if they assuming this this will be a success - I wonder if they thought through about having enough doctors/hospitals/nurses available for that 2-3 month window. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #2 August 16, 2007 QuoteExactly nine months later, 78 babies, triple the region’s daily average, were born. They were welcomed into the world as Russia’s national anthem was played, the officials said. I can imagine the scene... Quick, a contraction's coming, start the tape player! [national anthem plays; mother screams] ... ... ... no... wait... stop the tape, it's not coming yet. ... ... ... Quick, another contraction - start the tape again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #3 August 16, 2007 Conception day...oy. Did I ever tell you guys how I found out I came to be? No? Here's the deal: Hubby & I are trying to use the Catholic 'rhythm' method of birth control (no meds, you just don't 'do it' on days prior to ovulation). We wanted more kids, we were just trying to space the lil' buggers out a bit. Shyeah, right....one of the 'don't do it' days happens to fall on New Year's Eve...badda-bing, badda-boom, wa-bam, Jaye is pregnant again. I go to the OB, I give him an exact date of conception -night of December 31st/January 1st, and he gives me a due date of September 21st. "Wow!" Then it hits me... So that means that I...that means that mom and dad...Oh - my - God. Mom still swears to this day that they were 'trying' and that I wasn't a calendar miscalculation, romp-become-baby myself. Oh well. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #4 August 16, 2007 My first wife and I were looking through some of her familiy memorabilia and I'll never forget the look on her face when I pointed out that she, a normal sized baby, was born 6 1/2 months after her parent's wedding. Evidently, her folks had added a year to the anniversay when ever they talked about it and I was the first person to look at the marriage licenseI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 August 16, 2007 Quote My first wife and I were looking through some of her familiy memorabilia and I'll never forget the look on her face when I pointed out that she, a normal sized baby, was born 6 1/2 months after her parent's wedding. Evidently, her folks had added a year to the anniversay when ever they talked about it and I was the first person to look at the marriage license I bet your in-laws l-o-v-e-d you after that. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #6 August 16, 2007 Quote Conception day...oy. Don't you mean "hump day"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #7 August 16, 2007 Quote Hubby & I are trying to use the Catholic 'rhythm' method of birth control AKA "Vatican Roulette" mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #8 August 16, 2007 I never understood the why of Catholic bc. Why not just instead do the "pull out" method. Not 100% by any stretch, but better than.....your method.? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #9 August 16, 2007 >Not 100% by any stretch, but better than.....your method.? NFP is a _lot_ more reliable than 'pulling out.' But that's a Speaker's Corner discussion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #10 August 16, 2007 Quote>Not 100% by any stretch, but better than.....your method.? NFP is a _lot_ more reliable than 'pulling out.' But that's a Speaker's Corner discussion. And NFP is NOT the rhythym method. We've used NFP to both avoid conception AND conceive and it's been fabulously successful. No pills, no side effects, no awkward fumblings for condoms, better communication. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #11 August 16, 2007 QuoteHubby & I are trying to use the Catholic 'rhythm' method of birth control (no meds, you just don't 'do it' on days prior to ovulation). We wanted more kids, we were just trying to space the lil' buggers out a bit. what you're describing isn't per se the rhythym method... sounds more like NFP to me. big difference. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 August 16, 2007 Well, you could always just fuck during her period. It's messy and gross, but I don't think I've ever heard of anyone getting pregnant that way. Hell, I don't like it either. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #13 August 16, 2007 QuoteI never understood the why of Catholic bc. Why not just instead do the "pull out" method. Not 100% by any stretch, but better than.....your method.? There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted,... ...God get quite irate. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed... ...In your neighbourhood! Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. God needs everybody's. Mine! And mine! And mine! Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaaate! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #14 August 16, 2007 all I can say is what the fuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #15 August 16, 2007 Quote all I can say is what the fuck got a tune to go with that??? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #16 August 16, 2007 Quote Quote all I can say is what the fuck got a tune to go with that??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #17 August 16, 2007 Quote all I can say is what the fuck Monty Pythons "The Meaning of Lie" Part IYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #18 August 17, 2007 Quote Quote all I can say is what the fuck Monty Pythons "The Meaning of Life" Part I Ahhhh, so that's where it came from.... no wonder it seemed familiar. I need to watch that movie again. Hell, ALL of the MP movies... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #19 August 17, 2007 Quote got a tune to go with that??? "If they'd only let me wear one of those little rubber things"!!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=9DkqU-uWojc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #20 August 17, 2007 Quote I never understood the why of Catholic bc. Why not just instead do the "pull out" method. Not 100% by any stretch, but better than.....your method.? 'Pull out'?! Absolutely not! I am Catholic, but when it comes to 'pulling out', I must admit to having more Jewish tendencies... ...I will impose a penalty for early withdrawl. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #21 August 17, 2007 Quote Quote I never understood the why of Catholic bc. Why not just instead do the "pull out" method. Not 100% by any stretch, but better than.....your method.? 'Pull out'?! Absolutely not! I am Catholic, but when it comes to 'pulling out', I must admit to having more Jewish tendencies... ...I will impose a penalty for early withdrawl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
