The truth about women & hang-ups

[scottjaco 0]

As I get older, I have achieved infinite wisdom regarding women. Please read on……

(Hang-up)
Every time I see a cute girl at the dropzone, I keep my eye on her, and within several minutes, some boyfriend starts sticking his nose in her shit. It never fails. They start copulating publicly as if to rub everyone’s nose in it.

(Truth)
She probably needs to build this guy up for everyone to see so that later she doesn’t get her ass kicked by him.

(Hang-up)
When I’m sitting in a fast food chain, I’ll see a cute girl come in and place her order to go. I guess girls have some hang up about sitting alone to eat.

(Truth)
They probably can’t eat at the restaurant because it would allow too much time for the food to digest before they got the chance to purge.

(Hang-up)
Women never want to date me.

(Truth)
It’s better than being married with children.

Feel free to add to my list.

[Conundrum 1]

Have fun being single forever.

[Zenister 0]

some people have issues...

others have lifetime subscriptions....

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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

[kbordson 8]

(hang-up)
She hung up


(truth)
she has Sprint

[mnealtx 0]

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[brierebecca 0]

This is the third incredibly chauvanistic post I've seen you make. And you think the opposite sex is the one with the hangup?

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2921058;#2921058

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2887311;#2887311

Maybe try showing a little respect and you'll get some back. Generalizations about women, especially ones which assume abusive relationships and eating disorders, are never welcome.

I know you're probably trolling. But I couldn't just let this one slide.

Brie

"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie

[lisamariewillbe 1]

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They start copulating publicly as if to rub everyone’s nose in it.

Nah they are just there to remind you that your best friend will always be your hand

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When I’m sitting in a fast food chain, I’ll see a cute girl come in and place her order to go. I guess girls have some hang up about sitting alone to eat.

well most people go out to eat for the social and the food, if one just needs food why eat alone in a fast food resturant? This is what you call wisdom on women?

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They probably can’t eat at the restaurant because it would allow too much time for the food to digest before they got the chance to purge

Wow

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Women never want to date me.

Doesnt take a wise person to know why they dont.

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It’s better than being married with children.

Yes , some people just should not breed

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Feel free to add to my list.

Maybe your the problem. If you have issues with lots of women then maybe your the common denominatior. Grow up.

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[ChrisL 2]

Wow.

Man, if this was supposed to be funny, it failed miserably.

If you actually believe this stuff then you should get some counciling.
A lot of counciling.

If you were just trying to stir up some shit, well then carry on I guess

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My mighty steed

[Conundrum 1]

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They start copulating publicly as if to rub everyone’s nose in it.

Nah they are just there to remind you that your best friend will always be your hand

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When I’m sitting in a fast food chain, I’ll see a cute girl come in and place her order to go. I guess girls have some hang up about sitting alone to eat.

well most people go out to eat for the social and the food, if one just needs food why eat alone in a fast food resturant? This is what you call wisdom on women?

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They probably can’t eat at the restaurant because it would allow too much time for the food to digest before they got the chance to purge

Wow

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Women never want to date me.

Doesnt take a wise person to know why they dont.

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It’s better than being married with children.

Yes , some people just should not breed

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Feel free to add to my list.

Maybe your the problem. If you have issues with lots of women then maybe your the common denominatior. Grow up.

Hey! THIS IS NO PLACE FOR LOGIC!!

[lisamariewillbe 1]

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Hey! THIS IS NO PLACE FOR LOGIC!!

My bad, I wont let it happen again.

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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Have fun being single forever.

What she said.


OP: maybe you should try dating men. It always worked out well for me.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[BillyVance 35]

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Have fun being single forever.

What she said.


OP: maybe you should try dating men. It always worked out well for me.

Ouch!!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Lindercles 0]

I thought this was going to be a thread about tongue rings and prince alberts.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

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tongue rings and prince alberts.

What IS a prince albert? Isnt that the rim mustache?

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[BillyVance 35]

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tongue rings and prince alberts.

What IS a prince albert? Isnt that the rim mustache?

Prince Albert of Monaco would be my guess. He's been caught dilly-dallying with certain floozies...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[wildblue 7]

(Hang-up)
I like to club baby seals.

(Truth)
You have a lot in common with a bag of hammers.

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

[sunshine 2]

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You have a lot in common with a bag of hammers.

A bag of hammers is more enjoyable company than you.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[wildblue 7]

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You have a lot in common with a bag of hammers.

A bag of hammers is more enjoyable company than you.

That means nothing coming from you - you're easily amused. Look over there at that raw toast!

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

[turtlespeed 226]

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Hey! THIS IS NO PLACE FOR LOGIC!!

My bad, I wont let it happen again.

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and again.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[lisamariewillbe 1]

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Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and again

You realize most squirrels lose 90% of all nuts they bury? Thats why they spend almost all thier time hiding food

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[turtlespeed 226]

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Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and again

You realize most squirrels lose 90% of all nuts they bury? Thats why they spend almost all thier time hiding food

Exactly.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[lisamariewillbe 1]

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Exactly.

Dont tell me that like a squirrel you also forget where you buried your nuts

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[scottjaco 0]

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This is the third incredibly chauvanistic post I've seen you make. And you think the opposite sex is the one with the hangup?

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2921058;#2921058

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2887311;#2887311

Maybe try showing a little respect and you'll get some back. Generalizations about women, especially ones which assume abusive relationships and eating disorders, are never welcome.

I know you're probably trolling. But I couldn't just let this one slide.

Brie

Hmmmm. It seems that both of those threads you posted were of me defending men in the women's forums.

I guess I'm guilty no matter what. Another reason I'll never marry

[scottjaco 0]

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well most people go out to eat for the social and the food, if one just needs food why eat alone in a fast food resturant? This is what you call wisdom on women?

That is so illogical. If I don’t want to cook, I’ll grab a bite somewhere. Are women that worried about how it will “look” if they are sitting alone? It's nice that some people still feel like they are in high school.

Keep the taunts coming everybody, so far I’ve learned that women are afraid of….well everything. The world must look like a totally different place through the eyes of a chick.

[skymama 37]

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Keep the taunts coming everybody, so far I’ve learned that women are afraid of….well everything.

You're talking to women who skydive. That's a very weak troll-job, try again.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon