wildcard451 0 #1 August 23, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5quo2APwcZk Deliberately stolen from fazed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #2 August 23, 2007 Quotehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5quo2APwcZk Deliberately stolen from fazed. Crackup. Gotta hand it to him for having bollocks. This is part of his Myspace page: MHK's Retard Tips Hi everybody. This is Merrill Howard Kalin, and I would like to introduce you to my new column. This is called MHK's Retard Tips. I will explain talk about stuff that people always seem to do, yet that is so illogical, even a retard knows better. I will update this from time to time as I think of things. Here are the first couple of things that come to my enfeebled mind. 69.) Pumping anti-lock brakes. Now, I know that one guy who designs cars, and Marylin gave me advice on how I can learn to drive a car. But, I am still mentally handicapped. Yet, I still know that anti-lock breaks don't lock. So, why do people pump them to prevent them from locking? You know, I think that is why they put the word "ANTI" in front of the work lock in the description. Of course, I should know better than to think that people could figure that out. Back in olden tymes, brakes locked up, and we all know that static friction is more powerful than kinetic. So, pumping breaks kept you from skidding. Well, now a computerized machine does it for you. Judging by how stupid people are, I would think that the machine would be able to work a little bit faster than your fat leg pumping up and down. Sho nuff, it does. So, when you pump anti-lock brakes, you are actually making it harder for the brakes to do the job they have been designed to do. Don't be a retard! Don't pump! http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=3700619&blogID=6944739 "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
