If we lived our lives like Corporate America

[Bolas 5]

Keep inventory levels low, pay for daily deliveries of:

Food - Just for that day and in single serving portions
Toilet Paper - A roll at a time (unless you have synchronized your meals with your "output data")
Soap, shampoo, toothpaste - the travel size only
Drinks - the 8 oz drinks or juice boxes

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[xenaswampjumper 0]

...........shit on the little guy for big gains......and treat the employees that "make" it happen like crap!!!!!!

till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates....
In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground..............
PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

[popsjumper 2]

JIT

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[2fat2fly 0]

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JIT

Doesn't that usually turn in to TDL?

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[popsjumper 2]

You got it...Too damn late for just in time.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[chaoskitty 0]

Yah but would you FIFO or LIFO?

[soberamprat 0]

fire every employee with a bad attitude. Bad attitude is were you don't work you ass off to make them more money or a huge bonus

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[Richards 0]

LIFO would require some creative digestion skills.

Richards

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

[Bolas 5]

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fire every employee with a bad attitude. Bad attitude is were you don't work you ass off to make them more money or a huge bonus

Nope, you could only fire one of your kids until they were 90 days old. After that, you couldn't even punish them, only give them bad reviews and not increase their allowance.

That is unless you "outsourced" your kids.

Teleparenting?

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[fireflytx 0]

That is why I am a stripper.....Coporate america BLOWS!

"Well behaved women rarely make history"

[Bolas 5]

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That is why I am a stripper.....Coporate america BLOWS!

Can't stop the urge, must post it it...

So do some of your colleagues...

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[fireflytx 0]

Yes, some of them do (fucking whores)


I do, but not at the club

"Well behaved women rarely make history"

[popsjumper 2]

We know who is the Brains of the outfit now, don't we?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[lawrocket 3]

If we lived our lives like corporate America, we would also:

1) Pay a separate tax on every transaction;
2) Constantly be asked why we keep inventory so low when all we ould have to do is acquire another 3 million square feet of storage space, and deal with the bureacratic nightmares;
3) Ensure that our compliance with various requirements is reported to local, state and federal goverments whose job it is to fine us;
4) Wear a "SUE ME" sign everywhere we go;
5) Get knocked for actually expecting to get what we pay for from people;
6) Get called "greedy" by greedy consumers and greedy employees who want us to fork over more money to them.
7) Adjust budges for "shrinkage"

This list can go on and on....

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[goofyjumper 0]

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If we lived our lives like corporate America, we would also:

1) Pay a separate tax on every transaction;
2) Constantly be asked why we keep inventory so low when all we ould have to do is acquire another 3 million square feet of storage space, and deal with the bureacratic nightmares;
3) Ensure that our compliance with various requirements is reported to local, state and federal goverments whose job it is to fine us;
4) Wear a "SUE ME" sign everywhere we go;
5) Get knocked for actually expecting to get what we pay for from people;
6) Get called "greedy" by greedy consumers and greedy employees who want us to fork over more money to them.
7) Adjust budges for "shrinkage"

This list can go on and on....

Ya, Bad.........because they are not actually out to make a profit! They really are out to help people and not save money in any way possible!
Punn intended!

You have been brainwashed!

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I love and Miss you so much Honey!
Orfun #3 ~ Darla

[Bolas 5]

We could have the childhood education project.

Difficult or LD kids could be determined "out of scope" and promised to be addressed in a future, separate, yet to funded project.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[mnealtx 0]

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...........shit on the little guy for big gains......and treat the employees that "make" it happen like crap!!!!!!

Ah, I see you've done contract work before!!!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[ACMESkydiver 0]

-We would give each other BJ's in the elevator for promotion?


Oh geez for the love of Pete....we ARE just like Corporate America! (admiring shiney new tiling and furniture)

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Squeak 17]

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We could have the childhood education project.

Difficult or LD kids could be determined "out of scope" and promised to be addressed in a future, separate, yet to funded project.

We already have that

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
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