popsjumper 2 #1 August 27, 2007 Long story short... Big snafu happens... Guy1 - tall, muscular, attitude Guy2 - tall, "fat", Pillsbury doughboy look, easy-going Guy1 sucker punches Guy2 Guy2 grabs Guy1, spins him around a couple of times, puts him on the ground with one hand and wails away with the other. Guy1 "Tap Out! I tap out!" Guy2 continues wailing away. Guy1 "You fight dirty. You're supposed to quit when I tap out!" Spectators ROTFLMAOPIMP! Guy1 new nickname..."TapOut" Turns out Guy2 is college football lineman, strong as an ox.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #2 August 28, 2007 who the hell yells tap out in a fight outside of a ring?!? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #3 August 28, 2007 damn andy where you been hanging out, thats some funny shit!if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 August 28, 2007 Quote who the hell yells tap out in a fight outside of a ring?!? Evidently the same dumbass that figured you could sucker punch someone and NOT have them kick his ass.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #5 August 28, 2007 Quote Quote who the hell yells tap out in a fight outside of a ring?!? Evidently the same dumbass that figured you could sucker punch someone and NOT have them kick his ass.... Enough with your logic! I want some real answers!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 August 28, 2007 Quote Quote Quote who the hell yells tap out in a fight outside of a ring?!? Evidently the same dumbass that figured you could sucker punch someone and NOT have them kick his ass.... Enough with your logic! I want some real answers! Go sucker punch that big ole Okie in the other thread...I'm sure the answer will be forthcoming.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #7 August 28, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote who the hell yells tap out in a fight outside of a ring?!? Evidently the same dumbass that figured you could sucker punch someone and NOT have them kick his ass.... Enough with your logic! I want some real answers! Go sucker punch that big ole Okie in the other thread...I'm sure the answer will be forthcoming.... That would be unheard of... he gave the gift that keeps giving... the gift of life... the greatest gift of all... BOOBIES!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #8 August 28, 2007 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 August 28, 2007 Quote ...Go sucker punch that big ole Okie in the other thread...I'm sure the answer will be forthcoming.... Gonzalesna knows the Okie to whom you refer...I give him credit for knowing better. God, please let me off the hook from laughing so much every time I hear the words "tap out". Well, thanks for Your consideration, anyways. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 August 28, 2007 Quote Quote ...Go sucker punch that big ole Okie in the other thread...I'm sure the answer will be forthcoming.... Gonzalesna knows the Okie to whom you refer...I give him credit for knowing better. Yah, but Gonzo *is* a Marine, ya know...you can talk them crazy fuckers into just about anything!! Quote God, please let me off the hook from laughing so much every time I hear the words "tap out". Well, thanks for Your consideration, anyways. No doubt.... I think I'm gonna start yelling that, the next fight I see.... "tap out, man....just tap out!!!" Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freelyflyn71 0 #11 August 28, 2007 Damn hard to tame a bunch of farm animals... The Braver the Bird...The Fatter the Cat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #12 August 29, 2007 Quote Quote Quote ...Go sucker punch that big ole Okie in the other thread...I'm sure the answer will be forthcoming.... Gonzalesna knows the Okie to whom you refer...I give him credit for knowing better. Yah, but Gonzo *is* a Marine, ya know...you can talk them crazy fuckers into just about anything!! kee wurdz thare... "just about"Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 August 29, 2007 You SURE you passed the "Mason Jar" test? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #14 August 29, 2007 Quote You, my friend, have a gift... kinda like santa, but for grown upsSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #15 August 29, 2007 Quote You SURE you passed the "Mason Jar" test? Jar de har har... headyour boob posts are losing their validitySome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #16 August 29, 2007 Quote Quote You, my friend, have a gift... kinda like santa, but for grown ups Boobies, YAY!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #17 August 29, 2007 Quote Quote Quote You, my friend, have a gift... kinda like santa, but for grown ups Boobies, YAY!!! Well said... YAY!!! indeed.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #18 August 29, 2007 ..another good reason to be careful what you ask for: Asking Mike for boobie pics will get you the bewbs.jpg. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #19 August 29, 2007 That story instantly reminded me of this: Quote [Harvey has challenged Butch to fight for control of the Hole-in-the-Wall gang] Harvey Logan: Guns or knives? Butch Cassidy: Neither? Harvey Logan: Pick. Butch Cassidy: I don't want to shoot with you Harvey. Harvey Logan: [draws a big knife] Anything you say, Butch. [Butch walks over to Sundance] Butch Cassidy: [in a low voice] Maybe there's a way to make a profit in this. Bet on Logan. Sundance Kid: I would, but who'd bet on you? Harvey Logan: Sundance, when we're done, and he's dead, you're welcome to stay. Butch Cassidy: [low voice, to Sundance] Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him. Sundance Kid: [low voice to Butch] Love to. [waves to Harvey and smiles] Butch Cassidy: No, no, not yet. Not until me and Harvey get the rules straightened out. Harvey Logan: Rules? In a knife fight? No rules. [Butch immediately kicks Harvey in the groin] Butch Cassidy: Well, if there aint' going to be any rules, let's get the fight started. Someone count. 1,2,3 go. Sundance Kid: [quickly] 1,2,3, go. [Butch knocks Harvey out] Flat Nose Curry: I was rooting for you all along, Butch. Butch Cassidy: Well, thank you, Flatnose. That's what sustained me in my time of trouble. Scene from Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 August 29, 2007 My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
