Little Johnny

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Got this from a friend.

Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately,
> the baby Russ was born without ears. When the mother
> and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's
> family was invited over to see the baby.
>
> Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad
> had a talk with him and explained that the baby had
> no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as
> mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or
> even said the word "ears" he would get the spanking
> of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny
> told his dad he understood completely.
>
> When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a
> beautiful baby."
>
> The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
>
> Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and
> beautiful little hands, cute little nose and really
> beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
>
> "Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the
> Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
>
> "That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be
> shit-outta-luck if he needed glasses.

[BillyVance 35]

I think little Johnny grew up into that marine drill sargeant I mentioned in the SC thread...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[freefalle 0]

I needed a good laugh thanks spence