cheesburgers, cosmos, and dildos

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*cheers*

[Broke 0]

So did someone have a sex toy party?

Give us some more information even if it is false.

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[mnealtx 0]

Eating a cheeseburger and reading Cosmos while playing with a dildo? Hmmm..... I think Freud would have a field day with that one!!!

Mike
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[LisaH 0]

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*cheers*

I broke mine.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[Brittentay 0]

when/wheres the party?!

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As the two of them sat there easting their cheeseburgers one of the women looks up and says, "Lets get out of here and go get some cosmos." Her companion cheerfully agree.

Sally was planning in her mind how to get Michelle in bed with her. Michelle was straight, but Sally thought she could turn her. Michelle and Sally had made out in bars a couple of times because Michelle was using it as a way to turn men on in the bar.

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[Conundrum 1]

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*cheers*

I broke mine.

Luckily, I have two, so if one rubber lover breaks, I can resort to the other.

And that's cosmo, as in "cosmopolitan* martini's.

[LisaH 0]

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*cheers*

I broke mine.

Luckily, I have two, so if one rubber lover breaks, I can resort to the other.

And that's cosmo, as in "cosmopolitan* martini's.

I so have to step out of this thread now.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[Conundrum 1]

But why!?!?!?!?!

[Broke 0]

As the night wore on Sally kept feeding Michelle cosmos. Sally would pretend to drink hers, while Michelle made love to her martini glass.

There was a good looking man circulating throught the room. It seemed as if he knew just about everyone in this place. Stopping to exchange plesantries and gladly accepting drinks that people bought him. Michelle whispered into Sally's ear, "I think we should put on our show for that guy he is so hot."

Sally looked deeply into Michelle's eyes slid her hands up to her shoulders and drew her in as she closed her eyes. The warmth of Micnelle's lips as they approached started to send sally into a tizzy. AS their lips pressed against eachothers she started getting a touch hot.


Any similiar names were just a coincidence

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[LisaH 0]

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But why!?!?!?!?!

Because I'm buzzed, sad and horny.

Bad combo. MMM burgers.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[Conundrum 1]

What the fuck?

btw, this cheesburger is good

[lawrocket 3]

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What the fuck?

btw, this cheesburger is good

Would just a
hamburger do???

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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What the fuck?

btw, this cheesburger is good

I forgot what your name was before I started...
I can't change the names now

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[LisaH 0]

I'm leaving now.

Really.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[Conundrum 1]

Puppertry of the Penis!!!

[lawrocket 3]

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Puppertry of the Penis!!!

You know it, gal! I take it you've seen the show? I remember that the fluffer was a riot!

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Broke 0]

As Sally and Michelle kissed eachother deeply Sally slid her hand down and rested it on Michelle's knee. Not even a flinch. She started rubbing the knee with small circles at first, getting a little bigger every couple of seconds. Michelle just pulled Sally in tighter and kissed her deaper. Sally started to massage the well toned thigh of Michelle's right leg. Inching her way up slowly inch by inch providing enough pressure to have a theraputic effect. Michelle didn't even withdraw. As Sally slid her hand up under the skirt of her friend she thought, "All or none here is the point of no return." To her suprise Michelle let out a slight moan and opened her legs a little bit more for Sally.

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[Conundrum 1]

I haven't seen the actual show, but I have heard of it and seen small clips. Very interesting.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

mmmmm Cheeseburgers... I could eat three... Granted Suds would knock them out of my mouth cause Im not a size 0

Never had a cosmo, but I did stay at a holiday inn express (a year ago)

Dildos... as long as its red (thats a Suds inside thing)

So was it a sex party? Those are fun, except the nipple cream didnt work on Rastarican and I. And I trashed everything the day my kids found the drawer. Sigh they need to turn 18

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[virgin-burner 1]

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I broke mine.

may i help you out or lend you a hand!?

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[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

Something about this post was very "Sex & the City". Salud, Chelle!

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*cheers*

I broke mine.

It's so true. I saw it with my own eyes... Sorry Lisa. I'll get you another one when I get to California.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Oh man, what a dream evening!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.