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So I swear I work with some of the most paranoid people... Seriously... :| it's sad... :| no really it is...

I get to hear about how the NSA can hack cell phones... among other things... and frankly I'm really glad I'm NOT paranoid like some of these people...
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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I get to hear about how the NSA can hack cell phones...



HOLY SHIT!! :o:o:o Do you realize what this could mean?!? :o They might over hear me asking my husband to pick up a bag of potatoes on his way home from work! The horror! The violation! The shock! :o:o:o

-Or they might intercept a nekkid boobies pic I send to him at work now and then. :D:D:P
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I get to hear about how the NSA can hack cell phones...



HOLY SHIT!! :o:o:o Do you realize what this could mean?!? :o They might over hear me asking my husband to pick up a bag of potatoes on his way home from work! The horror! The violation! The shock! :o:o:o

-Or they might intercept a nekkid boobies pic I send to him at work now and then. :D:D:P
Yeah... exactly... I keep trying to tell them that... honestly...

I don't see why the NSA would have any need or desire to listen to me whisper sweet nothings... talk about our days... listen to me tell my mom about my car being fixed... etc... :|:D
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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I get to hear about how the NSA can hack cell phones...



HOLY SHIT!! :o:o:o Do you realize what this could mean?!? :o They might over hear me asking my husband to pick up a bag of potatoes on his way home from work! The horror! The violation! The shock! :o:o:o

-Or they might intercept a nekkid boobies pic I send to him at work now and then. :D:D:P


Don't you know potatoes is code for WMD? :|

I wondered where my friend in the NSA who runs a porn site got his material.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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But how would you know that if you weren't reading their PMs?

You are so busted!



lol...because they come right out and ask me in pm's or in person!

Moderators abilities are really quite limited. We can't help you with technical problems, we can't edit your profile for you, we can't get pm's you've accidentally deleted. We can only do things in the forums that have our names on them, period.

And no, your pm's don't go to the Recycle Bin that we can see. See what I mean by paranoia? :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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So I swear I work with some of the most paranoid people... Seriously... :| it's sad... :| no really it is...

I get to hear about how the NSA can hack cell phones... among other things... and frankly I'm really glad I'm NOT paranoid like some of these people...



The cellular switch equipment has a "lawful interception" capability which means authorized government agencies don't need to hack your phone to eavsdrop on your conversations.

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And no, your pm's don't go to the Recycle Bin that we can see. See what I mean by paranoia? :ph34r:



But you wouldn't tell me if the truth if they did because then I would know you were reading them and so then I wouldn't delete them and then you couldn't read them.

I know what you are doing, I KNOW!!!!!
Skymama's #2 stalker -

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So I swear I work with some of the most paranoid people... Seriously... :| it's sad... :| no really it is...

I get to hear about how the NSA can hack cell phones... among other things... and frankly I'm really glad I'm NOT paranoid like some of these people...



The cellular switch equipment has a "lawful interception" capability which means authorized government agencies don't need to hack your phone to eavsdrop on your conversations.
mind you this isn't the only manner in which these aquaintences of mine are paranoid... it was merely an example... (I could go on... no really I could... :|)
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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tell your co workers that I have put little tracking devices on them so that i know where they are.

I work for the NSA secretly, oops, and i can do stuff like that. Actually they don't know it but we put tracking devices in them at birth. That project started years and years ago.
Skymama's #2 stalker -

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tell your co workers that I have put little tracking devices on them so that i know where they are.

I work for the NSA secretly, oops, and i can do stuff like that. Actually they don't know it but we put tracking devices in them at birth. That project started years and years ago.



[puts on tinfoil hat]
:SI remember the "vaccinations":S
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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I get to hear about how the NSA can hack cell phones...



HOLY SHIT!! :o:o:o Do you realize what this could mean?!? :o They might over hear me asking my husband to pick up a bag of potatoes on his way home from work! The horror! The violation! The shock! :o:o:o

-Or they might intercept a nekkid boobies pic I send to him at work now and then. :D:D:P


I have been meaning to thank you for that - I know it was a wrong number - but - hey - Who am I to not look?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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