cocheese 0 #1 August 29, 2007 Seriously, why do you want a man in your life? What are they good for? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #2 August 29, 2007 Men are good for taking out the trash, killing spiders and fixing things that I don't feel like fixing. Oh, and the penis. The penis is a nice bonus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 August 29, 2007 Quote Seriously, why do you want a man in your life? What are they good for? I ask myself that every day. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 August 29, 2007 Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man. Why do men come home drunk and leave their clothes on the floor? Because they are in them. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #5 August 29, 2007 Shouldn't this be in the women's forum? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 August 29, 2007 No, because we may need to add one-liners later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 August 29, 2007 Quote No, because we may need to add one-liners later. Yep - from someone in California - I don't even try to compete - I just can't move that fast and I can't hum that hard.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #8 August 29, 2007 Quote Men are good for taking out the trash, killing spiders and fixing things that I don't feel like fixing. Oh, and the penis. The penis is a nice bonus. today I (no shit) took out the trash, killed TWO spiders, and fixed the vacuum cleaner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #9 August 29, 2007 Quote Quote Men are good for taking out the trash, killing spiders and fixing things that I don't feel like fixing. Oh, and the penis. The penis is a nice bonus. today I (no shit) took out the trash, killed TWO spiders, and fixed the vacuum cleaner. I hope you got a steak and BJ for that.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #10 August 29, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Men are good for taking out the trash, killing spiders and fixing things that I don't feel like fixing. Oh, and the penis. The penis is a nice bonus. today I (no shit) took out the trash, killed TWO spiders, and fixed the vacuum cleaner. I hope you got a steak and BJ for that. Here's to hoping! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #11 August 29, 2007 Quote Seriously, why do you want a man in your life? What are they good for? ...because men are sexy, and I love them. Plus, I cannot imagine my life without my brothers, father, love/best friend and many of my close male friends. I get so much unconditional love, respect and happiness from them all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #12 August 29, 2007 Quote I hope you got a steak and BJ for that. Two spiders? And took the trash out? And fixed the vacuum? All in one day?!?? Steak and a BJ, hell. That's damn near anal sex worthy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 August 30, 2007 Quote Quote I hope you got a steak and BJ for that. Two spiders? And took the trash out? And fixed the vacuum? All in one day?!?? Steak and a BJ, hell. That's damn near anal sex worthy! Quoted for great goodness!!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #14 August 30, 2007 Quote Quote Seriously, why do you want a man in your life? What are they good for? I ask myself that every day. So soon after the I dosYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 August 30, 2007 Quote So soon after the I dos I haven't had the I do's. It's just cold feet. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 August 30, 2007 Quote Quote So soon after the I dos I haven't had the I do's. It's just cold feet. when and where is it happening?You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #17 August 30, 2007 Quotewhen and where is it happening? November and Florida.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #18 August 30, 2007 Quote Seriously, why do you want a man in your life? What are they good for? Good ones are ok but try finding one of those around here but you never know one may just pop up :-) Maybe bad boys are better ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #19 August 30, 2007 Quote Quote when and where is it happening? November and Florida. Delay it a month for me. I'd like to attendYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #20 August 30, 2007 lol....NO! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #21 August 30, 2007 Quote Men are good for taking out the trash, killing spiders and fixing things that I don't feel like fixing. Oh, and the penis. The penis is a nice bonus. I couldn't possibly have said it better myself. This is why I loves me some bytch. If only she had a penis. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #22 August 30, 2007 Quote Quote Men are good for taking out the trash, killing spiders and fixing things that I don't feel like fixing. Oh, and the penis. The penis is a nice bonus. I couldn't possibly have said it better myself. This is why I loves me some bytch. If only she had a penis. But then she'd get the same as the rest of us guys....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #23 August 30, 2007 Quote Men are good for taking out the trash, killing spiders and fixing things that I don't feel like fixing. Oh, and the penis. The penis is a nice bonus. Took out the trash... Killed some scarrry Fl spiders today... Mowed the lawn... Nothing's broken in my house... Drink a beer... and I will soon fall peacefully asleep w/out listening to nagging or having the covers stolen in the night.Who is obsolete?"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #24 August 30, 2007 Friendship, getting things off the top shelf , killing spiders and other creepy crawlers, fixing stuff that I'm not in the mood to or skilled enough to, nice broad shoulder to lean my head, strong arms to hold me tight, and of course, sex. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #25 August 30, 2007 I wouldn't say they're obsolete....yet! But if I ever get a Sybian....ask me then! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
