leroydb 0 #1 August 31, 2007 Trip home: (Tokyo to Atlanta) 12:30 plane ride I was middle row far left seat (of 3 seats) as the plane fly’s. I was put next to a mother and her 5 to 8yr old girl. I was kicked as she tossed’n’turned, and wined for hours (I tried to be the adult). She actually went into deep sleep at some point and stopped moving (no I didn’t strangle her) after drinking her milk and eating her noodles. I was finally able to get some sleep at this point; I am talking the kind of sleep you dream about. Well, not 10 minutes into sleeping the mother proceeds to wake me up saying sir, sir, so sorry sir, ‘scuse me, wake up sir (Japanese accent)… I was still groggy and bordering insanity at this point. I said yes, what is the problem…. Before she even had the chance to answer I realized at this point that my right leg was wet… I was like OMG did her kid just pee on me? Well folks it was worse than that. She had puked on me, and this is not normal puke here, I am talking poltergeist, white projectile vomit, with spider man web-like properties and ramen noodle vegitable all mixed together. This was a mere 9 hours into the 2nd leg of a 3 leg flight; I had to wear my pants the rest of the trip. I could not find a clothes shop anywhere in the next airport. I did my best to cleanup in the lavatory after the mother offered me money for cleaning that I turned down. (Should I have taken it, or was I right to have been understanding and not take the money?) The rest of the BASE jumping story to KL tower 2007 is on myspace... look for nolowe@aol.com EDIT to add... If it was my kid that puked on me that is one thing, just not someone elses...Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 August 31, 2007 That sucks, but you were a man and mature enough to let it go. Kids can't help it sometimes. They get sick at the worst time. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #3 August 31, 2007 Maybe I am getting old... I know when I realized I was puked on, a strange calm came over me... Not sure how to explain it...Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #4 August 31, 2007 QuoteMaybe I am getting old... I know when I realized I was puked on, a strange calm came over me... Not sure how to explain it... Oh yeah.....puke is much better than piss. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 August 31, 2007 Quotemother offered me money for cleaning that I turned down. (Should I have taken it, or was I right to have been understanding and not take the money?) I would've taken the money. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #6 August 31, 2007 If you had pee'd on me.... Who knows... Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #7 August 31, 2007 I would have drop kicked the mother.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #8 August 31, 2007 maybe you were just glad nowbody pee'd in your butt!? not uncommone around here.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #9 September 1, 2007 My god the disease is spreading faster than expected. Just remember that there are limitations. I hear Malaysians do anything for money... just kidding! Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #10 September 1, 2007 Just admit it. You slipped some kahlua in her milk and it backfired on ya. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #11 September 1, 2007 that's horrible.... but I will have to remember that for next trip... Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 September 1, 2007 Quote That sucks, but you were a man and mature enough to let it go. Kids can't help it sometimes. They get sick at the worst time. Billy - I have to add that it blows too. As in Chunks - She Blew Chunks . . . Where is Joe Fucking Jennings when you need him?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
