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ACMESkydiver

That Settles It. I Need Some Cocaine...

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Forget the Hoodia plant I was going to try to grow in my bathroom...ditch the Dexatrim pills, and throw out any other would-be appetite suppresants. Here's the answer!

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found that young adult cocaine users ate significantly fewer complete/balanced meals per day, and drank more alcohol and coffee, than non users. Within the cocaine group moderate users perceived themselves as less healthy than did light users.

Data regarding specific nutritional effects of cocaine use is sparse. However, the well documented medical effects of cocaine, such as increased heart rate, body temperature and metabolic rate, along with feelings of euphoria and increased energy would increase caloric requirements beyond normal. Cocaine also causes decreased appetite and anorexia by inactivation of the feeding center located on the lateral hypothalamus.



So there's medically prescribed marijuana and heroin...who can prescribe me some cocaine? :|

We are a country of obesity, and the answer is being peddled in swanky celebrity clubs, write under our noses! :o

Quick, somebody get me an Rx for a cocaine addiction, stat! B|:ph34r: I'll be looking like a miniature super model by Christmas...:|
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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ok, how you want that rx.. PRN, QID, BID? which will it be?



Oral, daily please. Huh-huh...huh-huh...that's what he said. Huh-huh, huh-huh...:P

Make it into a pill or something...I don't want to smoke it, that is far too complicated. :)
~Jaye
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I can't get it into a pill.. but... I can come close.. would you like that suppository for the anus, or vaginal areas?



Only if it vibrates. :|

I like multi-tasking. If I'm going to use cocaine for weight-loss, I might as well have fun doing it...
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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I can't get it into a pill.. but... I can come close.. would you like that suppository for the anus, or vaginal areas?



... what.. this IS the bonfire :D:o



Think I'd have to go for erosion of my nasal mucosa over the others, if I had to choose. However, blowing blood clots out of your nose just isn't sexy, no matter how skinny you are. :|

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