Text Meant For Hubby Says 'Buy Whip Cream' -Should I Be Worried?!

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Joe forgot his cell phone here. He's going to a bachelor party tonight...he goes to a lot of them. Apparently Joe is good at arranging/organizing bachelor parties, among other stuff!

So I get this text msg on his phone that says, "Add whip cream to the list. If you buy that Cool Whip shit I'll KILL you" Wha-wha...?

It was from his friend. Not the bachelor in question, but another one of the guys that's giving the party; the same guy that's having all of these guys crash at his house tonight..


So...?

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Joe forgot his cell phone here. He's going to a bachelor party tonight...he goes to a lot of them. Apparently Joe is good at arranging/organizing bachelor parties, among other stuff!

So I get this text msg on his phone that says, "Add whip cream to the list. If you buy that Cool Whip shit I'll KILL you" Wha-wha...?

It was from his friend. Not the bachelor in question, but another one of the guys that's giving the party; the same guy that's having all of these guys crash at his house tonight..


So...?

BACK THE FUCK OFF!

Let him have his fun -

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[ACMESkydiver 0]

I know better...I never ask WHAT went on at bachelor parties. I only ask two questions:

1. Did you guys have fun?

2. Did we post bail?

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[turtlespeed 226]

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I know better...I never ask WHAT went on at bachelor parties. I only ask two questions:

1. Did you guys have fun?

2. Did we post bail?

Good Woman.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[lawrocket 3]

You cannot expect your husband to break The Bachelor Party Code.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[sundevil777 102]

Whipped cream at the party certainly suggests that somebody will be licking it off of a stripper. If you don't mind him doing that, or trust that he will refrain from doing it, then you don't have a problem. Personally, I wouldn't expect a girlfriend or spouse of mine to tolerate me touching or licking a stripper, and I would definitely have a problem with a girlfriend that was doing more than looking while at a bachelorette party.

People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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You cannot expect your husband to break The Bachelor Party Code.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[swedishcelt 0]

You know, there is just nothing wrong with the cool whip brand in a spray can... I wouldn't like the plastic container one but unless your drinking tea, scones, and fresh strawberries with the Queen then what's wrong with it? It licks just as well as far as I am concerned but that's just my opinion. I'm sure that Joe knows better than to buy the kind in the plastic container.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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Whipped cream at the party certainly suggests that somebody will be licking it off of a stripper. If you don't mind him doing that, or trust that he will refrain from doing it, then you don't have a problem. Personally, I wouldn't expect a girlfriend or spouse of mine to tolerate me touching or licking a stripper, and I would definitely have a problem with a girlfriend that was doing more than looking while at a bachelorette party.

The last time Joe was giving singles to a stripper, we were together at that bachelor/ette party.

I trust him implicitly. He isn't lickin' jack off anybody but ME!

OHHHH!!! Hey, that gives me an idea. I think it's time to send a picture to his phone...

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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You know, there is just nothing wrong with the cool whip brand in a spray can... I wouldn't like the plastic container one but unless your drinking tea, scones, and fresh strawberries with the Queen then what's wrong with it? It licks just as well as far as I am concerned but that's just my opinion. I'm sure that Joe knows better than to buy the kind in the plastic container.

He does...I think he might buy a container of Cool Whip as a joke, though!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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So I get this text msg on his phone that says, "Add whip cream to the list. If you buy that Cool Whip shit I'll KILL you" Wha-wha...?

It was from his friend. Not the bachelor in question, but another one of the guys

I guess I'd be REALLY worried, if he was getting that text from this guy, and there was NO Bachelor party.

It sounds like you trust him, Jaye. You two have a great relationship, so carry on, my dear.

[lawrocket 3]

Is the stripper gonna be female?

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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Is the stripper gonna be female?

For the love of all things holy I sure hope so.

After all, it is for the groom.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[cocheese 0]

You said "lickin jack off"

[longtall 0]

Is it his 100th party?.......................................J.....

" 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards

[Glitch 0]

Turn in your Guy Card.

Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born...

[Amazon 7]

Hey at least Whipped cream is lickable

[chykynlyps 0]

also, at least it didnt say bring condoms

Bear Down Chicago Bears!
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[ACMESkydiver 0]

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You said "lickin jack off"

Jack and coke is Joe's favorite drink...so yeah, he does lick 'jack' off of me!


Was that out loud?

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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Is it his 100th party?.......................................J.....

His friend's bachelor party.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[BIGUN 1,492]

So? Did you run down and get the whip cream for him?

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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So? Did you run down and get the whip cream for him?

I would have, but he stopped and got some on his way.

Bastage didn't even save some for me!

That's ok...I have to grocery shopping today.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[redwings 0]

Ooh get honey and strawberries.

Just my 2 cents.

Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here?

I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare.

[turtlespeed 226]

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You know, there is just nothing wrong with the cool whip brand in a spray can... I wouldn't like the plastic container one but unless your drinking tea, scones, and fresh strawberries with the Queen then what's wrong with it? It licks just as well as far as I am concerned but that's just my opinion. I'm sure that Joe knows better than to buy the kind in the plastic container.

Well in that case - I just put some on for you.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[virgin-burner 1]

i'd only worry if it was going to be a gay marriage.. well, not if it was going to be girls gettting married..

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