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Joe Says I'm UnAmerican Because I've never Seen...

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Flash Gordon. :|

He is ranting in his drunken state about being embarrassed to be married to a woman that has never seen one of the mostest "...amazi-classic-da best..." (he's slurring now, so keep up with me :D) "Everybody our age has seen that movie, babe. [belch] Everybody! that was the coolest sci-fi movie of all time."

"Hasn't seen f*ckin' Flash Gordon...my Gawd I think I've...Flash Gordon...I think I've seen that movie, like, 300 times at least. What's up...never seen Flash -? Wha, gimme a break...UnAmerican, that's what it is!"

[stumbles around some more]

"I guarantee every single person our age will say, 'Oh yeah, I remember Flash! Hell yeah, best f*ckin' movie of all time...you haven't seen Flash? What's wrong with you?"

[more stumbling]

"That was honey, the COOLEST sci-fi movie ever made. I mean damn, they used the theme song in 'Blades of Glory'! That's because for the time there...that's...EVERYBODY our age has seen that!"

[stumbles around, lights cigar, and begins singing...]

"Ahhhhh....Flash! Coming [unintelligible] save the universe...ahhhh."
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Actually... the man speaks the truth, despite his blood alcohol level. One of the best movies of all time. (the 80's version, I mean).

Good news for both of you: it FINALLY came out on DVD, something like just a couple weeks ago. It's number one on my Netflix queue. "Very Long Wait."

Dammit.


Elvisio "he saved every one of us" Rodriguez

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Actually... the man speaks the truth, despite his blood alcohol level. One of the best movies of all time. (the 80's version, I mean).

Good news for both of you: it FINALLY came out on DVD, something like just a couple weeks ago. It's number one on my Netflix queue. "Very Long Wait."

Dammit.


Elvisio "he saved every one of us" Rodriguez



No way! Damn, now I'll be forced to sit through that goofy movie...:P
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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I've never seen it either, but I do know the song about Flash by Queen. Ask him if I get any points for that. :ph34r:

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Fireflytx made me watch it yesterday for the same reason.:D She just got the dvd so i couldn't avoid it anymore. It was ok. I can't get over how much Flash looks just like Ashton Kutcher:D:D


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I've never seen it either, but I do know the song about Flash by Queen. Ask him if I get any points for that. :ph34r:



I asked Joe, and he says, "Well yeah, of course. Everyone knows that Queen did...wait a minute. You didn't know that Queen did Flash Gordon's theme song either?" :|

":$"

":|"

":)
">:("

":)"

":S"

"I'll go talk to my little friends on the internet now." B|

":| I'm going to mow the lawn. [muttering] What is this world coming to...?"




:ph34r:
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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And I take it that you have not seen Fritz the Cat neither.




-Fritz the Who? :|

Look, we didn't have CABLE growing up! It's not my fault!!! :o:o:o

I TOLD my mom she was gonna warp us for not having cable!! See what she's done?! :D
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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