Things your parents said that you couldn't believe they did!

[shortyj 0]

My mom said '' you're not a real race car driver until u pass on a double yellow.'' And she told me '' If you have the choice to smoke pot or have sex I'd rather you smoke pot.'' O.k. thanks mom

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O.k. thanks mom

Trust me on this. It's way more fun to be the mom, and get that "eeeewwwwwwwww - MOM!" reaction

I think there are things that parents aren't supposed to know

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[ChrisL 2]

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My mom said '' you're not a real race car driver until u pass on a double yellow.'' And she told me '' If you have the choice to smoke pot or have sex I'd rather you smoke pot.'' O.k. thanks mom

Guess I'm a pot smoking, sex having, race car driver then.

Good thing for you mon that she isn't MY mom

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[Muenkel 0]

My mom is a real classy lady. She always demonstrates perfect manners and does not tolerate foul language in her home. I have never heard her say a foul word...except once. I was in elemantary school at the time. One morning I woke up to the sounds of my mom yelling the word 'fuck' over and over. I didn't know what was going on. I was walking down the staircase and she was heading up still yelling the word 'fuck'. She looks me straight in the face, angry as hell yelling 'fuck' and asking me how I liked hearing her say it. Apparently, while I was sleeping (innocent party here) she overheard my older brothers using the word and she lost it. I guess she thought the shock of hearing her use the word would make an impact on my brothers...it didn't. To this day I have never heard her or my father use the word again. She does laugh though when we remind her of that day.

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Chris