Remster 30 #76 November 18, 2004 Quote What are you doing, silly man....argh!!! You and Remi are ganging up on me, again. Geeeeze... cheer up already! You should be so lucky! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #77 November 18, 2004 your right....shes gona have me and Remmi with you....you DZ.com hottie "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #78 November 18, 2004 Gimp & phillykev were still locked in the freezer when Shotgun, the night shift hostess, came into work. She let them out and they were so happy they showed their appreciation by banging her til she couldn’t take it anymore. Phillykev gave up on working for the day and closed his pizza palace. Shotgun decided to go to her friend Vallerina’s party since she now had the night off. On her way there, she stopped off at her favorite country bar to visit her friend flyangel. Shotgun walked down to dungeon of delight and saw the fun revjim, mar, and GFD were having. She immediately joined in. Suddenly a sheep came running down the stairs with a guy chasing him. Looked like the guy had been shot, but his love for sheepy was stronger than any bullet. After a bit shotgun asked flyangel if she could borrow the Whipmaster 5.7 for the night, and flyangel said sure, but first she showed Shotgun how to really use the whipmaster. Shotgun didn't know flyangel with a whip could be so fun. She was a happy happy girl. Shotgun took the whip and left the Dungeon of Delight and headed to Vallerina’s party. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #79 November 18, 2004 hahahaha that damn sheep keeps showing up"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #80 November 18, 2004 QuoteQuote I'm working on a tandem version... LOL @ I can only imagine....5th point of tandem harness attachment baby yeah!! HAHAA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #81 November 18, 2004 Shotgun arrived at Vallerina’s party and the girls were still full of energy and ready to party. Weege called her friend Wingnut and asked him to bring over his golfcart. Wingnut brought his friends JJ & Kramer with him. They were towing a trailer full of jello shots behind the golfcart. Shotgun had left her purse at the pizza palace, so gimp came to vallerina’s to return the purse to shotgun. When he saw all the jello shots he had the great idea to put all the jello in a baby pool and have one big jello orgy. Just then Cochees’es party bus with Vinny, RPT, roadrash, and mouth pulled up and wanted to join in the fun. JJ put some jello on his dick and asked the girls to suck it off. They all took turns on him. Kramer had never done such nasty things before, so Val pulled him aside and gave him a private lesson. When the health dept heard about the jello orgy, they sent out health inspector Rosa to investigate. She arrived at the party and was in shock!! She couldn’t believe the things they were doing with the jello. Why didn’t anyone call and invite her? Gimp being the gentleman he is, ripped her clothes off and threw her in the pile of naked bodies and she screamed with delight. Mouth saw her friend Rosa had just arrived and gave her a big kiss. Gimp hadn't yet met this Mouth person but thought her handcuffs were sexy and asked her for a private ride in her cop car. They snuck away from the jello fest. Edited to add: If you absolutely don't want me to mention you in this sillyness, send me a PM please. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #82 November 18, 2004 Bwahahaha Jello Dick"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #83 November 18, 2004 Oooops...it's ok, Sunny girl...lol. I still love ya! Edited: I think I just bought a main (waiting for his return call)...yay! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #84 November 18, 2004 Had Jello on your crank before, eh Jake? The NEW version of the Jello shooter... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DaGimp 0 #85 November 18, 2004 QuoteHad Jello on your crank before, eh Jake? The NEW version of the Jello shooter... hahah no...it was a joke at rantoul"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #86 November 18, 2004 I heard that the first jello shot at Rantoul was eaten out of a girl's wahoo (by another girl)...and that there's video. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DaGimp 0 #87 November 18, 2004 yeah..i was there but didnt have my video camera"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #88 November 18, 2004 QuoteI heard that the first jello shot at Rantoul was eaten out of a girl's wahoo (by another girl)...and that there's video. And the bidding begins.... do I hear $50? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #89 November 18, 2004 I never saw it, and I don't have video of it either. Sorry! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #90 November 18, 2004 Me either, but I'm willing to offer my services as auctioneer... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #91 November 18, 2004 I'm surprised Keith hasn't made it into the script yet. Also, I would suggest shooting a trailer ASAP, so we can run it during the Superbowl halftime show... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #92 November 18, 2004 Sunny, OMG, I'm dying from laughter here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whipmaster 5.7, eh? Must be a newer version...... More, more!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 9 #93 November 18, 2004 I'm impressed. We need to get Sunny a trophy for her intimate knowledge of pornography and us DZ.commers. Some of this seems more like the actual happenings at WFFC04 than a story she's just makig up....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites metalslug 36 #94 November 18, 2004 QuoteEdited to add: If you absolutely don't want me to mention you in this sillyness, send me a PM please. My guess is that's absolutely the surest way to be added to this mix. -No 'mericans were harmed during the making of this post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 9 #95 November 18, 2004 Just wait.... I'll bet she's saving the best for last.....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #96 November 18, 2004 After leaving the pizza palace phillykev went home. He walked into his bedroom and found his underwear strewn throughout the room. Some pycho chick named Moonshine was dancing on his bed singing “I am the underpants gnome” and rubbing her body with the underpants. Kev found the scene erotic and pounced Moonshine and they had hot wild sex in the piles of underwear. They heard a ruckus outside and ran out the front door. A sheep had gotten into Kev’s yard and was trying to hide from Clay. The neighbors, Kris & Stacy came over to help. Stacy looked at moonshine and got the excited look in her eye and attacked her right there in the yard. Kris pulled out his videocamera, but the girls looked at kris and told him to join in. Kev didn’t wanna be left out so they had a 4way. Clay was oblivious to the orgy and kept trying to get sheepy out from behind the bushes. In the middle of the 4way, kris screamed out, “no, I can’t do this. I only wanna be with my love Vallerina.” So he left to go find his vallerina. When he got to val’s house and saw the massive jello orgy he was in shock. Kris never quite got over the break up right before his marriage to vallerina. But when she refused to take his last name, he left her. Ever since that day vallerina has been experimenting with all kinds of new sexual fun. And kris has cried daily wishing he wouldn't have left her. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DaGimp 0 #97 November 18, 2004 Quote Some of this seems more like the actual happenings at WFFC04 GOD i wish"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skysprite 0 #98 November 18, 2004 Just came from my Intro to Gender studies class. We didn't learn about this stuff! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #99 November 18, 2004 Oh great... for the rest of the day now I'm going to be fighting the urge to yell out "I am the underpants gnome" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) 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TheAnvil 0 #84 November 18, 2004 Had Jello on your crank before, eh Jake? The NEW version of the Jello shooter... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #85 November 18, 2004 QuoteHad Jello on your crank before, eh Jake? The NEW version of the Jello shooter... hahah no...it was a joke at rantoul"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #86 November 18, 2004 I heard that the first jello shot at Rantoul was eaten out of a girl's wahoo (by another girl)...and that there's video. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #87 November 18, 2004 yeah..i was there but didnt have my video camera"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #88 November 18, 2004 QuoteI heard that the first jello shot at Rantoul was eaten out of a girl's wahoo (by another girl)...and that there's video. And the bidding begins.... do I hear $50? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #89 November 18, 2004 I never saw it, and I don't have video of it either. Sorry! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #90 November 18, 2004 Me either, but I'm willing to offer my services as auctioneer... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #91 November 18, 2004 I'm surprised Keith hasn't made it into the script yet. Also, I would suggest shooting a trailer ASAP, so we can run it during the Superbowl halftime show... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #92 November 18, 2004 Sunny, OMG, I'm dying from laughter here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whipmaster 5.7, eh? Must be a newer version...... More, more!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #93 November 18, 2004 I'm impressed. We need to get Sunny a trophy for her intimate knowledge of pornography and us DZ.commers. Some of this seems more like the actual happenings at WFFC04 than a story she's just makig up....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 36 #94 November 18, 2004 QuoteEdited to add: If you absolutely don't want me to mention you in this sillyness, send me a PM please. My guess is that's absolutely the surest way to be added to this mix. -No 'mericans were harmed during the making of this post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #95 November 18, 2004 Just wait.... I'll bet she's saving the best for last.....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #96 November 18, 2004 After leaving the pizza palace phillykev went home. He walked into his bedroom and found his underwear strewn throughout the room. Some pycho chick named Moonshine was dancing on his bed singing “I am the underpants gnome” and rubbing her body with the underpants. Kev found the scene erotic and pounced Moonshine and they had hot wild sex in the piles of underwear. They heard a ruckus outside and ran out the front door. A sheep had gotten into Kev’s yard and was trying to hide from Clay. The neighbors, Kris & Stacy came over to help. Stacy looked at moonshine and got the excited look in her eye and attacked her right there in the yard. Kris pulled out his videocamera, but the girls looked at kris and told him to join in. Kev didn’t wanna be left out so they had a 4way. Clay was oblivious to the orgy and kept trying to get sheepy out from behind the bushes. In the middle of the 4way, kris screamed out, “no, I can’t do this. I only wanna be with my love Vallerina.” So he left to go find his vallerina. When he got to val’s house and saw the massive jello orgy he was in shock. Kris never quite got over the break up right before his marriage to vallerina. But when she refused to take his last name, he left her. Ever since that day vallerina has been experimenting with all kinds of new sexual fun. And kris has cried daily wishing he wouldn't have left her. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #97 November 18, 2004 Quote Some of this seems more like the actual happenings at WFFC04 GOD i wish"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #98 November 18, 2004 Just came from my Intro to Gender studies class. We didn't learn about this stuff! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #99 November 18, 2004 Oh great... for the rest of the day now I'm going to be fighting the urge to yell out "I am the underpants gnome" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #100 November 18, 2004 dont fight the feeling....just go with it"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites