sunshine 2 #1 November 17, 2004 Ok, as i said yesterday i'd write a dzcom porn story next time i was bored at work. First chapter is done. Enjoy. Don't worry, lots more to come. And nobody is safe, you just might end up being a character in my story. Pizza Palace Our story starts out on a typical day of work at the Pizza Palace restaurant... On the way to work in the morning, phillykev sees Frenchy laying on the sidewalk with his tongue hanging out and moaning in pain. He recognizes the symptoms of Tongue Overuse Syndrome and gives his friend Cora a call. Cora is known all over the world for her famous tongue therapy clinic. Cora, says she can see this Frenchy guy right away. Phillykev calls a cab for Frenchy and 10 minutes later Aprilcat pulls up to give Frenchy a ride to Cora’s Tongue Therapy Clinic. Squeak, the security guard for Cora’s Tongue Clinic, comes to assist Frenchy getting to the clinic. In the exam room Cora touches and probes Frenchy’s tongue. Cora, “Yep, you’ve definitely over used your tongue. I’ll show you tongue exercises to do that will get it back in shape.” Cora calls in her hot assistant Skymama to use as a visual aid. The 2 of them start doing tongue tricks then notice the sheet over Frenchy’s waist has popped up. Cora and Skymama get an evil look in their eyes, then turn to Frenchy and climb under the sheet to put their tongues to good use. Next chapter coming in a bit. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #2 November 17, 2004 Write quickly this is funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #3 November 17, 2004 Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 November 17, 2004 You have a career as a screenwriter, I see.... Another slow day at work, I take it?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 November 17, 2004 Meanwhile back at the pizza palace, manager Phillykev discovers there is not enough fresh vegetable for pizza toppings so he sends out one of his employees, iwan, to the local market. Iwan knowing nothing about produce, finds a clerk for assistance. Along comes Geno in his sexy little apron. Iwan tells Geno he needs to purchase some mushrooms, tomatoes, peppers, and other pizza toppings, but Geno keeps going to the cucumbers. Iwan tells Geno they don’t use cucumbers at the restaurant, but Geno is insistent on showing Iwan the finer points of the cucumber. Geno, “Just feel the soft, smooth texture as you caress it up and down.” Iwan is feeling a bit uncomfortable but goes ahead and feels the cucumber. To his surprise he kinda likes caressing it. Then Geno invites Iwan to the back room to show him more exciting cucumber tricks…. 4 hours later Iwan returns to the pizza palace with no vegetable to use as pizza toppings, but he’s walking kinda bowlegged and has a big smile on his face. Annoyed with Iwan, Phillykev goes out to buy the stuff himself. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #6 November 17, 2004 hmmmmm.... Just doesn't seem steamy enough... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #7 November 17, 2004 Cora, I'm so impressed, I didn't know. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #8 November 17, 2004 QuoteCora, I'm so impressed, I didn't know. Yeah...neither did I. Imagine my surprise this morning when I found out. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 November 17, 2004 Chapter 3 On the way to the market, Phillykev walks past the church where he sees Sister Skybytch hard at work teaching the youngins how to be good. Then he walks past the petting zoo where he sees Clay sneaking into the sheep corral. Clay is wearing his Sunday best and carrying flowers. Seems he’s stupid enough to try and romance the sheep. Phillykev decides to stop into the gym real quick to renew his membership, but can’t find anyone at the front desk. He hears voices in the shower, and goes in. He sees Remster in there trying to convince Pheezone to cover his body in vanilla yogurt. Phillykev runs out of the gym screaming where he literally runs into, and knocks over kelel01 . Kelly was carrying a jar of peanut butter, and Phillykev accidentally dropped his chocolate bar into kelly’s peanut butter. Kelly , “Hey you got your chocolate in my peanut butter!!” Phillykev , “Hey you got your peanut butter on my chocolate!!” They decide to try the mixture and to their delight they love the way it tastes. Then end up rubbing the mixture all over each other’s bodies and licking it off. Since they’re still on the sidewalk, people are looking at them kinda weird, along comes a cop, mouth , to arrest them. She throws then in the police car and drives to a secluded spot in the woods so they can have a 3way. Brains was in the woods hunting, while wearing a loincloth and war paint. He saw the action and asked to join in. He called fireflytx and told her to meet them there where she performed a sexy fire dance. Then they had a 5way. Mouth got a call over the police radio about a big bus driving crazy on the interstate so she had to leave and go see about that. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 November 17, 2004 Me, working at a tongue clinic...my parents will be so proud. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 November 17, 2004 That's my favorite chapter by far. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #12 November 17, 2004 QuoteThat's my favorite chapter by far. Mine too. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #13 November 17, 2004 OOo, ooo, more, more...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #14 November 17, 2004 Ok...I'm hooked. Where and when do I show up for casting? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 November 17, 2004 My house, tonight at 7. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #16 November 17, 2004 this is some funny shit. this gives me something to do in class now. just can't laugh too much so the teacher doesn't come look at my computer later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 November 17, 2004 Phillykev hitches a ride back to his pizza palace. Some girl named Sheenster picks him up. She takes him back to the pizza palace and anally probes him in the parking lot. He liked it so much he decided to offer free anal probes with every pizza purchase. On the way out the door is Gimp , the pizza delivery boy. Gimp pulls up to the house and rings the bell. He’s greeted by Vallerina in sexy lingerie. He peeks past her to see a group of women in lingerie having a pillow fight. She asks gimp if he wants to join. His clothes just automatically peel away. Val introduces her friends Weege , Cielodiosa , Amy , Casie , and Alana . The girls were having a Goodvibes party and val was showing off her latest and greatest toys. Cora was a special guest teaching the girls tongue tricks. Gimp watched in awe. Then the girls turned their attention to him and lavished him with attention for hours. A knock at the door turned up phillykev looking for his delivery driver and he proceeded to drag gimp kicking and screaming out of Val’s house. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #18 November 17, 2004 I'm not even going to read anymore. What happened to ME? I get to drive a taxi and thats it? I don't even get to carry the passenger inside the tounge clinic? Nevermind. I'll just sit outside with the meter running and eat a banana (which I ALSO DID NOT GET!)~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #19 November 17, 2004 Yes! I made the story! I'm special!I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #20 November 17, 2004 Quote The girls were having a Goodvibes party and val was showing off her latest and greatest toys. did you read this thread about her next toy ???scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 November 17, 2004 Have no fear april, the characters do make more than one appearance... Mouth pulls over the bus driving crazy on the interstate. She walks in to find a very happy Vinny getting belly rubs from RPT & roadrash. She lets out a big Yeehaw and joins in the fun. She uses her handcuffs on vinny and he explodes with joy. Since he’s no longer any use, the girls turn to each other for fun. Cocheese the bus driver feels left out so he comes to the back of the bus. The girls ask him to video for them, to which he obliges. Out of nowhere a sheep bursts through the bus door. The sheep is running away from a guy dressed in nice clothes and holding flowers. The girls invite clay to join them in the hopes he will give up his love of sheep. Clay screams “no, I will not cheat on sheepy. She’s just playing hard to get.” They think he’s weird so they convince mouth to shoot him. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #22 November 17, 2004 I still didnt appear, so I might be there for THE GRAND FINALE scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #23 November 17, 2004 Oh yeah! Me, Kel, Kev, Brains, etc..life is good. At least until you had me called away. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 November 17, 2004 After Cora left her clinic to go the women’s lingerie party, squeak noticed April eating a banana. He smoothly walked over to her and said, “hey baby, I got something else you can eat.” April gave him the sexy come hither look and told him to drive the cab. While driving, april leaned over to give squeak the best road head he ever had. Unfortunately he crashed the car into a tree. Nobody was hurt, so they walked to the closest house. After ringing the bell a lovely woman named vallerina in lingerie answered the door. She invited squeak and april in and they saw the massive toy/lingerie party. Squeak noticed he was the only man there and fainted. Weege told the girls about something she read about waking up a fainting victim. They stripped down and covered their naked bodies in honey and rubbed their boobies all over squeak. He opened his eyes, saw what was happening, and fainted again. Since that didn't work, the decided to drag his naked body into the shower. The hot water woke him up and the girls were so happy they had a big group hug. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #25 November 17, 2004 Oh my...i shot Clay. Poor Clay is never going to let me live that one down. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
