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To the Lovely Men and Women of the Iowa State Patrol -

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Screw you guys. :|


First off, 65 is too damn slow of a speed limit for divided 4-lane highways.

Second - Don't tailgate me until you push me to go 75 on a divided interstate and nab for for 75 in a 65 zone and stick me with a $102 contribution to your crappy county.

Other than that - Freak was amazing. :)
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Screw you guys. :|
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I feel you. However, I love your signature line. I'm riding my old school chopper through Whicita, KS about a month ago. Get pulled over by a KS State Trooper. Dumb me, I renewed my tags but forgot to put the sticker on. He pulls me over for not having a current tag. Writes me a warning and then mentions that he noticed I didn't have blinkers on the bike and was using had signals. Tells me I need to check the law and walks back and gets in his vehicle. No other ticket. A friend of mine that's a sheriff deputy told me he could have run the tag and realized I was current and not stopped me. Also told me he probably just wanted to check out the bike.
Not all State Troopers are dicks.
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Screw you guys. :|


First off, 65 is too damn slow of a speed limit for divided 4-lane highways.

Second - Don't tailgate me until you push me to go 75 on a divided interstate and nab for for 75 in a 65 zone and stick me with a $102 contribution to your crappy county.

Other than that - Freak was amazing. :)


So while tailgating you one of them reached in and pressed down on your accelerator whilst holding your brake pedal up. WOW now that's some damned skilled police work:|
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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So while tailgating you one of them reached in and pressed down on your accelerator whilst holding your brake pedal up. WOW now that's some damned skilled police work:|



That was my thought, too...
Mike
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So while tailgating you one of them reached in and pressed down on your accelerator whilst holding your brake pedal up. WOW now that's some damned skilled police work:|



What do you know? Don't you drive on the wrong side of the road down there?;);););)
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So while tailgating you one of them reached in and pressed down on your accelerator whilst holding your brake pedal up. WOW now that's some damned skilled police work:|



What do you know? Don't you drive on the wrong side of the road down there?;);););)

Well different side, but I dont look forpiss poor excuses to and attribute blame on someone else, for me driving above the posted limits:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

One more fine and I'm a walking man:D:D:D:D
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Shaun, you must not have been stopped by the guy who got me Sunday afternoon. It's probably the best story I've ever had to tell.

After leaving Couch Freaks I was about 100 miles away and on a two lane when I got stopped for 66 in what they call a 55. Hell all I had seen in an hour was corn and beans. He asked what I was doing so far from home, NY plates in Hampton IA. Told him I had been in Ft Dodge skydiving and was going back to some friends in Northern IA. That's when the fun started, the trooper said he had a friend there jumping. He then proceeded to tell me all about going with his buddies BASE jumping when he was in the army, he never jumped but was the get away driver:o No shit, I couldn't make this up. After 45 minutes talking to him he let me off with a warning to slow down and get a current insurance card since mine was a year old.B|

Sorry about you getting a dick for a cop man.:(

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Just wondering how many Po Leece there are out there in our world. Aggie Dave is [:/].

Any State Troopers out there?

Before becoming a lawyer I was a prison guard and a parole officer. :S

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So while tailgating you one of them reached in and pressed down on your accelerator whilst holding your brake pedal up. WOW now that's some damned skilled police work:|



That was my thought, too...


sniff, sniff, waaaaahhh

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We had a cop in one of our local speedtrap towns that liked that tailgate trick. He got behind me one night but I spotted his bar light-I dropped from 4th to 2nd. I went from 45 to 20 with no brake lights. he had to swerve off the road to keep from rear ending me.:)

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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edit: try harder next time and cause the accident for real, then at least we'd safe from two people with bad driving judgement.

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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nah, not enough mass and or speed to take each other out-and at that time of night, no other traffic to involve. My roomate had gotten a ticket that way which is why I knew what was happening.

By the way, terribly judgemntal from someone who doesn't know me and wasn't there.

Oh well, I've upset people who's opinions I actually value--I'll probably survive this one
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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We had a cop in one of our local speedtrap towns that liked that tailgate trick. He got behind me one night but I spotted his bar light-I dropped from 4th to 2nd. I went from 45 to 20 with no brake lights. he had to swerve off the road to keep from rear ending me.:)



Thats one of the benefits of having a stick shift. Many times at night I could see a speed trap ahead, but they will know if you are speeding when they see the brake lights and pop you anyway. Stick shift has saved my ass more than a few times. :)

As for police tailgating, just stick the car on cruise control at the speed limit, or get off at the next exit to get him off your ass. He'll get bored after a while and leave you alone.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I know how you feel. I was diving on base a couple of weekends ago and got pulled over by a SP. He came up and asked for my license, military ID card, registration, and proof of insurance. He then proceeded to tell me he pulled me over for doing 42 in a 30. I told him that according to my speedometer I was doing 33 maybe 34 at which time he gives me back all my papers and says the real reason he pulled me over was that according to my tags I didn’t have insurance on the car. What I’d like to know is how he ran the numbers that fast (he was in the opposite lane when he whipped a u-turn and got me). I attribute it to a dumbass being bored on a Saturday. Oh and when he asked me where I was going and I told him the dropzone he acted like I was on drugs or something.
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By the way, terribly judgemntal from someone who doesn't know me and wasn't there.



Your facts - "you were being tailgated and decelerated rapidly - almost causing an accident" What else do I need to know? your eye color? How much charity you give every year?

Just to be clear - I think that cop is a dick - I think he "started it", but it's easier to deal with it by just staying at speed or slowing down safely until he gives up. Then to take it up with his bosses or the mayor or whatever (depends on the town size).

I'm glad you didn't get bumped or ticketed.

Some stupid kid could read your post and think it's cool and maybe kill himself and another with that manuver. It wouldn't matter who initiates the conflict.

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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