Thanatos340 1 #26 August 31, 2007 Quote He has no repect for short people - Y'all should take care of that and "Teach" him some. What is she going to to do?? Kick me in the ankles?? Bite my Kneecaps?? It isnt like she is a REAL Woman(tm)!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #27 August 31, 2007 Quote Quote He has no repect for short people - Y'all should take care of that and "Teach" him some. What is she going to to do?? Kick me in the ankles?? Bite my Kneecaps?? It isnt like she is a REAL Woman(tm)!! hmmmmm, let's see - just where is it my head meets your body - remember I like to bite! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #28 August 31, 2007 Quote Quote He has no repect for short people - Y'all should take care of that and "Teach" him some. What is she going to to do?? Kick me in the ankles?? Bite my Kneecaps?? It isnt like she is a REAL Woman(tm)!! There are atimes where wingmen will back up the Pilot . . . I know better in this circumstance - . . . Oh - I'll back up - slowly - away from where ever you are for a while . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #29 August 31, 2007 Listen Munchkin.. You wouldnt even get close. But if somehow you did manage to get that close, I would really appreciate it if you wouldn’t use teeth. (Well Not MUCH Teeth anyway) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #30 August 31, 2007 Quote LOLOLOL little roadrash never hurt anyone. story of my life... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #31 August 31, 2007 Quote Quote LOLOLOL little roadrash never hurt anyone. story of my life... That's not the story I heard.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #32 August 31, 2007 Quote That's not the story I heard I thought this was a grown up thread? Is it highschool? lol in that case like totually cool rumor mill like totally rad. Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #33 August 31, 2007 Quote Quote He has no repect for short people - Y'all should take care of that and "Teach" him some. What is she going to to do?? Kick me in the ankles?? Bite my Kneecaps?? It isnt like she is a REAL Woman(tm)!! Ya know, some of us short women have tools that will bring you down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #34 August 31, 2007 Quote Listen Munchkin.. You wouldnt even get close. But if somehow you did manage to get that close, I would really appreciate it if you wouldn’t use teeth. (Well Not MUCH Teeth anyway) Munchkin???? Alright, I can't get mad - I kinda like the term!!!! Love you, even if you're a short-hater! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #35 August 31, 2007 Quote Ya know, some of us short women have tools that will bring you down. Yea, what is your tools name again??A Real Woman(tm) would not need a Tool to bring me down. A Real Woman(tm) would get the job done herself. As for short women.. Tools or not, I am not conerned. Just dribble you like a basketball and toss you away when I get bored. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #36 August 31, 2007 My wife is tall, but I liked em short, too. I had a girlfriend who described herself as "5 foot nuthin'," though I believe she was shorter than that. SHe'd stand on her couch to kiss me! I used to joke about it that I was "nuts over her." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #37 August 31, 2007 i love a spinner. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #38 September 1, 2007 Quote Short women tend to be more flexible, physically. horse poopey, not so... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #39 September 1, 2007 mmmmm yummie!!!!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #40 September 1, 2007 What up you naughtly lil demon boy~!? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #41 September 1, 2007 Oh please dont spank me !!Just getting ready for the weekend! What do you have planned? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #42 September 1, 2007 I'm 6'4" and my wife of 26 years is 5'2". 'nuff said. For maybe the first week we were dating I wished she could've been 5 or 6 inches taller, then I wised up about it. I'd had a couple girlfriends in the 5'8" to 5'11" range and heavens knows I adore tall women, but the truth is they had their chance. And for those of you who who can't keep their minds out of the gutter, it works just fine, even after 27 years. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #43 September 1, 2007 Hey your short arent you? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jbrinkman 0 #44 September 1, 2007 Im 6'1" and have yet to date anyone taller than I. Ive been with short girls and taller girls. love em all but....damn i love the legs MMMMmmm...and i dont have to bend down as much in certain positions Live Love Learn FLY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #45 September 1, 2007 I'm 5'3". Always wished that I was 5'7". Oh, well.... Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #46 September 1, 2007 Quote Hey your short arent you? DUH~ g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #47 September 1, 2007 Just checking....... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #48 September 1, 2007 Quote I'm 5'3". Always wished that I was 5'7". Oh, well.... Again . . . you are FINE just as you are - If I thought I had a chance with you I'd JUMP!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #49 September 1, 2007 Quote I'm 5'3". Always wished that I was 5'7". Oh, well.... Forgettaboutit.......you sound like a REAL woman an' you got NOTHING to worry about. An' I'm not kiddin' either. And any man worth his salt will tell you the same thing. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #50 September 1, 2007 Don't make me headbutt your knee caps. SHORT POWER![/b ]Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
