jtval 0 #1 September 3, 2007 I transcribed this so everyone can reply. So, what flavor do you like? (for the Europeans:) So, what flavour do you like? (for the thugs) So, which bitch is off da hook? (for the gay) So, does that shirt match her outfit? (for the lesbian) What color flannel turns you on? (for the Aussie?) Do you like yer birds smart, mate? OK I'm done, I guess.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dunesurfer 0 #2 September 3, 2007 I definitely prefer intelligent women. It doesn't matter how attractive they may be, without the intellect they just don't hold my interest very long. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 September 3, 2007 Ted, Long time,man. So, I guess you'll never have Paris Hiltons babies? My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dunesurfer 0 #4 September 3, 2007 Quote Ted, Long time,man. So, I guess you'll never have Paris Hiltons babies? Yeah, way too long JT. Nah...that couldn't happen even with a lobotomy and a quart of jack Daniels :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 September 3, 2007 Smart lesbians DON'T wear flannel. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airkid 0 #6 September 3, 2007 i definitely like smart chicks... but not like intelligent to trivial knowledge like jeopardy questions.... but wise women who know about life... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #7 September 3, 2007 What do smart lesbians wear, then? Enquiring minds want to know. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #8 September 3, 2007 My brother likes them blond and dumb. The dumber, the better. (His words, not mine...) ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #9 September 3, 2007 Quote What do smart lesbians wear, then? Enquiring minds want to know. VS Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 September 3, 2007 As a Semi - Wise guy I know would say, You can drink 'em pretty - but you can never drink 'em smart.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
havensiangst 0 #11 September 3, 2007 are gonna have sex with they or are gonna play chess with them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 868 #12 September 3, 2007 smart ones for relationships dumber ones for furniture gymnastic activities Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dunesurfer 0 #13 September 3, 2007 Quote are gonna have sex with they or are gonna play chess with them? Please explain why you believe intellectual and sexual arousal are mutually exclusive of each other. I have found they are not, and I don't think I am alone there. To answer your question, chess first, then sex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #14 September 3, 2007 Quote (for the Aussie?) Do you like yer birds smart, mate? OK I'm done, I guess. YUP Dumb chicks lose my interest VERY quicklyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #15 September 4, 2007 I have known some very pretty women who PLAY dumb. Why is that? Do they think guys won't be attracted to them if they are pretty AND smart? We used know this woman who would find herself in the middle of an intelligent conversation, and then just about kill herself to dumb it down.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #16 September 4, 2007 When a friend and I were down in New Orleans a few years back, her and I had a bit of a competition on who could attract the most .... attention. And it seemed that when the topic of jobs came around... they lost interest in the Doctor, but if I was a waitress.... they would keep trying. So "smart women" isn't always what is "wanted" (for the record.... she thinks she "won," but that was only cuz she kept "disqualifying" ones that were hitting on me - "you and he were only talking about genetics, that doesn't count" or "you were only talking for 10min, it doesn't count...." But really I know I won.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #17 September 4, 2007 Quote I have known some very pretty women who PLAY dumb. Why is that? Do they think guys won't be attracted to them if they are pretty AND smart? We used know this woman who would find herself in the middle of an intelligent conversation, and then just about kill herself to dumb it down. A lot of males are intimidated by a strong intelligent women. Ussually the guys who consider themselves "alpha" malesYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #18 September 4, 2007 Quote Please explain why you believe intellectual and sexual arousal are mutually exclusive of each other. I have found they are not, and I don't think I am alone there. I agree with you, but I take exception to your use of the phrase "mutually exclusive of each other." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #19 September 4, 2007 Quote I have known some very pretty women who PLAY dumb. Why is that? Do they think guys won't be attracted to them if they are pretty AND smart? You got me... personally I like me a smart girl... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #20 September 4, 2007 Quote Quote Please explain why you believe intellectual and sexual arousal are mutually exclusive of each other. I have found they are not, and I don't think I am alone there. I agree with you, but I take exception to your use of the phrase "mutually exclusive of each other." I think he's just playing dumb. I hear girls like that. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,085 #21 September 4, 2007 >they lost interest in the Doctor, but if I was a waitress.... Yep. Amy had the same experience. I guess "surgeon" is more intimidating than "secretary" (which is what they used.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #22 September 4, 2007 Quote smart ones for relationships dumber ones for furniture gymnastic activities So...you think the smart ones aren't capable (or enjoy) "furniture gymnastic activities?" Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #23 September 4, 2007 Quote Quote Ted, Long time,man. So, I guess you'll never have Paris Hiltons babies? Nah...that couldn't happen even with a lobotomy and a quart of jack Daniels :) Ted, Don't be so hard on yourself. I'd bet it would take far less than surgery to get Paris to have sex with you.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 September 4, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Ted, Long time,man. So, I guess you'll never have Paris Hiltons babies? Nah...that couldn't happen even with a lobotomy and a quart of jack Daniels :) Ted, Don't be so hard on yourself. I'd bet it would take far less than surgery to get Paris to have sex with you. Not as long as you have a video camera.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #25 September 4, 2007 Scare the shit out of most guys.... especially when they are taller than MOST guys as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
