Teaching your kids to say funny things

[cocheese 0]

Hey Twoply, wanna give grandma a heart attack?

If i had kids, i would teach my 5 year old son to say this to the question of "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Boy kid: "I want to be a gynocologist! Because i like vaginas."

Girl kid: "I want to be a proctologist! I just think the anus is so interseting."


What do you think? have you taught your kids to make grandma blush yet? Or am i off my rocker? Ok little Johnny, here's a quarter, remember your lines. You guys are no fun.

[Clownburner 0]

I like bribing random 7 year olds at airports to run up to businessmen in trench coats and jump up and down yelling "Uncle rob! Show us the bomb again!"

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[gonzalesna 1]

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I like bribing random 7 year olds at airports to run up to businessmen in trench coats and jump up and down yelling "Uncle rob! Show us the bomb again!"

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I think I just pee'd a little...

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[turtlespeed 226]

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I like bribing random 7 year olds at airports to run up to businessmen in trench coats and jump up and down yelling "Uncle rob! Show us the bomb again!"

OrPointing at the plane . . . "Is that the one going Boom?"

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[piratemike 0]

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I like bribing random 7 year olds at airports to run up to businessmen in trench coats and jump up and down yelling "Uncle rob! Show us the bomb again!"

HAHAHAHA! Trying to contain my laughing while here at work on that one.

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