Ashtanga 0 #1 September 6, 2007 http://bostonist.com/2007/09/06/northeastern_un.php School's just started, and already two freshmen at Northeastern University were busted for selling weed out of their dorm room on Sunday. As a matter of fact, one of the sellers must have been stoned out of his mind because he leaned out his window and shouted in public that his roommate was selling pot if students needed any. Plainclothes BPD officers were right there. Matthew Ferrante is the alleged seller, and Michael Emery will forever be living down a reputation that he is the worst roommate ever. Ferrante and Emery were ready to have a serious party, but police ruined all their fun by hauling away the following: In the search that followed, the officers recovered a total of eight small bags of marijuana packaged for individual resale, a larger bag containing three to four ounces of marijuana, and hundreds of clear plastic baggies. The officers also found a vaporizer, a grinder, a bong, and a glass pipe, each with marijuana residue in or on it, as well as a Triton T2 digital scale… [A] Grey Goose bottle – along with bottles of Malibu rum, Smirnoff Twist raspberry vodka, and Southern Comfort – was also seized. A spokesperson for Northeastern said that Ferrante and Emery are no longer students at the school. That seems a little harsh, though the IQ of the one who shouted about the pot might be in question. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 September 7, 2007 revenge of the nerds Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 September 7, 2007 I have seen some dumb fucks in my day in college, which I have posted about on here before, but those two rank right up there on the all-time list for sure."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #4 September 7, 2007 Revenge of the Nerds 3...Jailtime. I was thinking Dumb and Dumber... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #5 September 7, 2007 Might as well send an e-mail to everyone on campus... Weed For Sale At Dormitory 5, 2nd Floor room E!!!!! (If you are the police please ignore) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #6 September 7, 2007 We had a local frat house that had it all figured out. When the cops raided, it was because the bar at the house was better loaded than any of the local bars. The kids were selling a cup at the door for 6 bucks, and you could fill it with anything you wanted as many times as you wanted. The cops pulled almost 30K worth of booze from the house, and a whole bunch of kids lost their scholarships and were thrown out of school. One of the cops who had done undercover there told me that he had attended a couple of parties at the house before the one that got them into so much trouble. They had been building the back bar, and stocking it for a couple of months, and were doing a really brisk business. I hope those guys went on to become bar owners, cuz it sounded like they knew how to throw kick ass parties, make money, and build a good business. Except for the underage thing, and the no sales tax thing, and the no alcohol stamp tax thing and the no dram shop insurance thing. But other than that, Party ON!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ffejdraga 0 #7 September 7, 2007 I don't know about dumb people, but I wouldn't want to live with THIS GUY Damn man! No Urdu! jeff D-16906 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #8 September 7, 2007 Quote I don't know about dumb people, but I wouldn't want to live with THIS GUY Damn man! No Urdu! jeff D-16906 What I dont get (well, I get the least) is the produce form "an undisclosed" location. What? The Undergroud Produce Railroad?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 September 7, 2007 Quote I don't know about dumb people, but I wouldn't want to live with THIS GUY Damn man! No Urdu! jeff D-16906 Dude! That guy sounds a lot like that Monk detective character on the USA channel show. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
