BillyVance 35 #1 September 4, 2007 A blond walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blond assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have any." "But, I always buy it here," says the blond. "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "Yes," said the blond, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." Annoyed, the blond snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container ...... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM" +++++++++++++++++++++ Anybody got any more new ones? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #2 September 5, 2007 Wow, what a rousing response-I would add, but the only blonde jokes that I know are the ones that I dated I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #3 September 7, 2007 I urgently needed a few days of off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My coworker (who's blonde)! asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "And where do you think you're going?" (You're gonna love this.....) She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 September 7, 2007 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 September 7, 2007 Quote She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark." You should have given her a flashlight - you know - one of the solar powered ones.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 September 8, 2007 Quote You should have given her a flashlight - you know - one of the solar powered ones. For years, that was a joke. Now we both own one. Is that weird or what? (btw, thanks) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meux 0 #7 September 8, 2007 My favorite blond joke, Q. Why do blondes in San Francisco not wear mini skirts? A. Because their balls hang out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
