lilDevil 2 #1 September 8, 2007 Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father." The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The other women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My god!``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 September 8, 2007 -But you forgot to capitalize 'God'. If it's a Catholic joke, you might as well post it like a Catholic would have...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #3 September 8, 2007 Quote -But you forgot to capitalize 'God'. If it's a Catholic joke, you might as well post it like a Catholic would have... Jeez giver her a break She's an Aussie for Gods sake Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #4 September 8, 2007 Quote Quote -But you forgot to capitalize 'God'. If it's a Catholic joke, you might as well post it like a Catholic would have... Jeez giver her a break She's an Aussie for Gods sake Well Im English so :-P but I do live in Australia :-)``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #5 September 8, 2007 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 September 8, 2007 Quote Quote -But you forgot to capitalize 'God'. If it's a Catholic joke, you might as well post it like a Catholic would have... Jeez giver her a break She's an Aussie for Gods sake Shes not an aussie she just wont bloody go homelove ya chris You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #7 September 9, 2007 Your cat likes me more than you so :-P``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites