Life sucks

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Fucking computer want even let me post why I want to kill myself. Typical.

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damn bud, go easy. go eat a giraffe snatch w/bacon

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

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damn bud, go easy. go eat a giraffe snatch w/bacon

And you thoght the Laundromat was strange!

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damn bud, go easy. go eat a giraffe snatch w/bacon

Mummmm BACON!

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no, the laundromat was funny as all hell

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

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Go easy?? The goverment just levied my almost non-existent income. As if being homeless for the last 2 years wasn't enough. Now if I work or not, I want recieve an income. Hence, no food. So really what are my options??????????????????

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Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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They're taking it ALL?!

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youre still free and alive, and thats all good,

fuck em if they cant take a joke work under the table

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

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Homeless people don't HAVE TABLES Alex!

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Homeless people don't HAVE TABLES Alex!

WTF!! BWAAAHHAAAA.........sorry man that's some funny shit

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

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Yes, they won't even let me contact the agent handling the case. The taxes they're trying to collect are from 1993. Legally, way past the statute of limitations. I can appeal it, but you need money for that.

And they seem to have taken care of that option.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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Yes, they won't even let me contact the agent handling the case. The taxes they're trying to collect are from 1993. Legally, way past the statute of limitations. I can appeal it, but you need money for that.

And they seem to have taken care of that option.

I didn't know there was a statute of limitations.


...is it state or federal?

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Yes, they won't even let me contact the agent handling the case. The taxes they're trying to collect are from 1993. Legally, way past the statute of limitations. I can appeal it, but you need money for that.

And they seem to have taken care of that option.

I didn't know there was a statute of limitations.


...is it state or federal?

Federal. They're only supposed to be able to go back 10 years.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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Yes, they won't even let me contact the agent handling the case. The taxes they're trying to collect are from 1993. Legally, way past the statute of limitations. I can appeal it, but you need money for that.

And they seem to have taken care of that option.

I didn't know there was a statute of limitations.


...is it state or federal?

I was just about to say the same thing, the feds can snag you from as far back as they please

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

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I. Statute of Limitations for Assessment of Tax

A. Assessment Required, IRC 6501(a).

1. Assessment of tax is prerequisite to collection of tax.

2. Assessment occurs when authorized IRS employee signs Form 23-C.

3. IRS cannot assess a tax after the statute of limitations on assessment has expired even if the taxpayer agrees to the assessment. Rev. Rul. 72-42, 1972-1 C.B. 398.

B. Three-Year Rule, IRC 6501.

1. Three years from latter of:

a) Due date of return; or

b) Date return is filed.

2. A timely mailed return is treated as filed on the due date of the return even if it is received by the IRS after the due date. IRC 7502.

3. Amended returns do not extend the original 3-year period. Zellerbach Paper Co. v. Helvering, 293 U.S. 172 (1934).

C. Consent Exception to Three-Year Rule.

1. Three-year rule can be extended by agreement. IRC 6501(c)(4).

2. Must be in writing.

3. Must be signed by taxpayer (or authorized representative) and IRS before expiration of original three-year rule or prior timely consent to extend.

4. Exception - statute of limitations on assessment of estate tax cannot be extended by agreement. IRC 6501(c)(4).

D. Suspension of Three-Year Rule.

1. Timely issuance of proper and valid notice of deficiency. IRC 6503(a)(1).

2. Application for Taxpayer Assistance Order. IRC 7811(d).

3. Bankruptcy petition. IRC 6503(h).

4. Receivership. IRC 6036 and 6872.

5. Summons issued by IRS to third-party. IRC 7609(a), 7609(e)(1), and 7609(f).

6. Designated summons issued by IRS to corporate taxpayer. IRC 6501(k).

E. Six-Year Exception to Three-Year Rule, IRC 6501(e).

1. Income Tax - underreporting of more than 25% of the gross income stated on the original return.

2. Estate Tax - underreporting of more than 25% of the gross estate.

3. Gift Tax - underreporting of more than 25% of gifts for taxable period.

4. Filing of correct amended return does not shorten the six-year rule if it applied to original return. Houston v. Commissioner, 38 T.C. 486 (1962).

F. Fraud Exception to Three-Year Rule.

1. The three-year rule does not apply to the assessment of taxes (and associated interest and penalties) attributable to a false or fraudulent return. IRC 6501(c)(2).

2. In 1995 the Tax Court held that IRS could assess tax, penalty, and interest for the years 1964 to 1970 because taxpayer had filed false or fraudulent returns for those years. Levitt v. Commissioner, T.C. Memo 1995-464 (1995).

3. Filing of non-fraudulent amended return does not eliminate fraud exception to three-year rule. Badaracco v. Commissioner, 464 U.S. 386 (1984).

4. IRS has burden of proving fraud before fraud exception to three-year rule can be applied.

II. Statute of Limitations for Criminal Prosecution

A. General statute of limitations for criminal offenses arising under Internal Revenue Code is three years. IRC 6531.

B. A six-year statute of limitations applies to:

1. Willfully attempting to evade or defeat any tax. IRC 7201.

2. Willfully failing to pay any tax or file any tax return. IRC 7203.

3. Filing a false return. IRC 7206(1).

4. Aiding or abetting the preparation of a false return, claim, or other document. IRC 7206(2).

5. Submitting false documents. IRC 7207.

6. Interfering with the administration of the tax laws. IRC 7212(a).

7. Unlawful acts of IRS employees. IRC 7214(a).

C. Note - six-year statute of limitations for criminal tax evasion under IRC 7201 begins running on the day the last affirmative act is committed. U.S. v. Beacon Brass Co., Inc., 344 U.S. 43 (1952).

III. Statute of Limitations for Collection of Tax from Taxpayer

A. The assessment of a tax imposes a lien on all of the taxpayer's tangible and intangible real and personal property. IRC 6321.

B. Under IRC 6502(a), the IRS has ten years from the assessment date to:

1. Collect the tax by administrative means (seizures, levies, offsets); or

2. Institute a suit for collection or a judgment.

C. If IRS commences timely suit to collect tax or obtain a judgment, then it may continue its efforts to administratively collect the tax beyond the ten-year period. IRC 6502(a).

IV. Collection of Tax from other than Taxpayers - Transferee Liability

A. IRS has one year after expiration of statute of limitations to administratively assess transferee liability. IRC 6901(c).

B. Alternatively, IRS can commence an action to impose transferee liability under state of federal fraudulent conveyance acts. IRS position is that there is no statute of limitations with respect to such actions.

V. Miscellaneous Time Limitations

A. Ninety days to file petition in Tax Court. IRC 6213(a).

B. Party claiming an interest in property levied upon by IRS must file administrative claim or commence wrongful levy action in federal district court within nine months of date of levy. IRC 6532(c).

C. Refund claims must be filed within three-years of date of return, or, if no return filed, within two years of date of payment of tax. IRC 6511(a).

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Yes, they won't even let me contact the agent handling the case. The taxes they're trying to collect are from 1993. Legally, way past the statute of limitations. I can appeal it, but you need money for that.

And they seem to have taken care of that option.

I didn't know there was a statute of limitations
...is it state or federal?

I was just about to say the same thing, the feds can snag you from as far back as they please

http://www.irs.gov/irb/2004-22_IRB/ar10.html

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"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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they just want their pound of flesh, they could give a fuck less wether you make it or not.

to them its like, you should be kissing their ass that youre not in a federal pen. somewhere making them their $80 someodd bucks a day or whatever it is they are alloted for a prisoner.

completly a fucked deal, work for cash dont declare shit fuck em.

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

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Mummmm BACON!

Shhhhh, that's Shari's line.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Holy cow..with my ADD..I couldn't absorb all of that. Not in one night anyway. Post the sequel tomorrow or Sunday..or Monday...give me time to...yeah, that.

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Mummmm BACON!

Shhhhh, that's Shari's line.


Yeah I know...got me hungry, had to go make waffles!

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Mummmm BACON!

Shhhhh, that's Shari's line.

Yeah I know...got me hungry, had to go make waffles!

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Yes, they won't even let me contact the agent handling the case. The taxes they're trying to collect are from 1993. Legally, way past the statute of limitations. I can appeal it, but you need money for that.

And they seem to have taken care of that option.

I didn't know there was a statute of limitations.


...is it state or federal?

I was just about to say the same thing, the feds can snag you from as far back as they please

Looks to me like if you actually filed, the feds can only go back 10....California on the other hand, can follow ya to hell for $$!

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Mummmm BACON!

Shhhhh, that's Shari's line.

Yeah I know...got me hungry, had to go make waffles!

Mmmm... Bacon... Uh... Gotta go... I have a cop I need to contact.

*sending text message NOW*

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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"Fuckin' COPS!"

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they just want their pound of flesh, they could give a fuck less wether you make it or not.

to them its like, you should be kissing their ass that youre not in a federal pen. somewhere making them their $80 someodd bucks a day or whatever it is they are alloted for a prisoner.

completly a fucked deal, work for cash dont declare shit fuck em.

I really wish it was that easy. Because for last few years, all I've really wanted to do was just get by.

Funny thing, it says on their website, that they can't impose a levy if it will cause economic hardship.

I guess the $8500 I netted last year wasn't a hardship.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"