happythoughts 0 #1 September 14, 2007 A man's car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the farmer his story. "Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" "Yes, yes," the man replied. "Oh, I wouldn't listen to Bessie, she doesn't know anything about cars." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #2 September 14, 2007 >groan<... alt=":P" data-emoticon="true" height="20" src="/uploads/emoticons/tongue.png" srcset="/uploads/emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" title=":P" width="20">~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #3 September 14, 2007 Quote >groan<... alt=":P" data-emoticon="true" height="20" src="/uploads/emoticons/tongue.png" srcset="/uploads/emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" title=":P" width="20"> For some reason, people who live on farms always expect a more intelligent cow joke. Once a blonde woke up under a cow and asked, "What are you guys doing here still?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 September 14, 2007 >groan<... alt=":P" data-emoticon="true" height="20" src="/uploads/emoticons/tongue.png" srcset="/uploads/emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" title=":P" width="20">~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 September 14, 2007 Quote >groan<... alt=":P" data-emoticon="true" height="20" src="/uploads/emoticons/tongue.png" srcset="/uploads/emoticons/tongue@2x.png 2x" title=":P" width="20"> For some reason, people who live on farms always expect a more intelligent cow joke. Once a blonde woke up under a cow and asked, "What are you guys doing here still?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
