Andy_Copland 0 #1 September 17, 2007 I sat down and introduced myself to the bar flies, looked like a small local kind of place with a loyal clientel. One told me his name was shadow and i kind of looked at him weird as if "are you pulling my leg or what?" and turned out that actually is his name and hes a native american...a very very drunk one. As the beers flowed and more people came in and asked if i was Irish to which i gave a light hearted "fuck the Irish" that went down like a fart in an elevator. Still i must of done something right as beers were bought for me and multiple slaps on the back. Then the Native American decided to give me his honest opinion of me and said "you're a clever guy, but you'll never amount to anything." Then turns to the barmaid and shouts "i love this guy, when he comes in you get him anything he buys" which made an eyebrow raise on my face but he thought it was joke of the day. A good night out and was even locked out when i got home so had to piss off half the street whistling at the window. Looks like i found my local for around these parts.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #2 September 17, 2007 Now.... Andy, are you old enough to be drinking legally here in the states? (and yeah.... comments against the Irish usually don't end well in bars... ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 September 17, 2007 I was disappointed, I brought my passport for nothing You could see the hesitation in the way they served me. but lets face it, what under age drinker rocks into a place on there own and just sits down and introduces themself? Its about confidence! Now i know a little 28 year old cutey who got ID'd though in Atlanta airport and she fucking loved it, big grin across her face for that. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #4 September 17, 2007 Quote Now.... Andy, are you old enough to be drinking legally here in the states? (and yeah.... comments against the Irish usually don't end well in bars... ) That is because most of the drunks in the bar are Irish!!!Imagine that!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #5 September 17, 2007 The womens beards were thicker than the mens.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #6 September 17, 2007 Probably tougher in a bar fight as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #7 September 17, 2007 Quote The womens beards were thicker than the mens. The name of the bar wasn't the blue Oyster was it SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 September 17, 2007 No no lol But what i did think was cool (even though im a non smoker) was the fact that they had the no smoking sign up.... yet no one followed it. Everyone was smoking in there.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #9 September 17, 2007 fuck non-smoking signs!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #10 September 18, 2007 QuoteNo no lol But what i did think was cool (even though im a non smoker) was the fact that they had the no smoking sign up.... yet no one followed it. Everyone was smoking in there. so where ar your travels taking you this time ?SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #11 September 18, 2007 QuoteQuoteNo no lol But what i did think was cool (even though im a non smoker) was the fact that they had the no smoking sign up.... yet no one followed it. Everyone was smoking in there. so where ar your travels taking you this time ? yeah, I've been wondering the same thingBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #12 September 18, 2007 Quote Now i know a little 28 year old cutey who got ID'd though in Atlanta airport and she fucking loved it, big grin across her face for that. They check everyone's ID at the airport, dumbass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foggy 0 #13 September 18, 2007 medium sized state say from Durham to Somerset. Probably a few establishments that would let a seasoned drinker loose in their bar. Foggy (Exiled Brit that moved to OH in 1993 courtesy of Margaret's employment policies) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #14 September 18, 2007 The housing market drove me away At least Maggie gave people the opportunity to buy 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
