skymama 37 #1 September 19, 2007 Have you ever written your name in the lawn with the mower? I caught my son doing that yesterday. He had a big, sheepish grin on his face after he explained why I kept hearing the mower go on and off. Of course, he had to take a picture of his accomplishment! I thought that was strange until I told the story to my dad this morning and he said he did it when he was a kid too! So fess up, have you done it or something even more goofy with the mower?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 September 19, 2007 are we talking about the lawn with grass??? Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 September 19, 2007 Aren't they the same, or am I missing the joke?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 892 #4 September 19, 2007 you're going to have to share the pic silly... good thing he has a fairly short name or you'd need a bigger yard. reminds me of going to one of my kids HS football playoff games...the opposing team had burned the word "FUCK" in the middle of the field...all attempts to camoflauge it were futile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #5 September 19, 2007 ok, wait, your title said grass, my bad. I have not done anything weird to the grass. I think I once tried to write bitch in a girls yard with gasoline. Gas will kill grass super fast. It didn't exactly come out, the bitch part, but the grass died.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 September 19, 2007 Had one of those 'low rider' dogs that was a near belly scraper on pavement. She didn't like running through grass unless it was really cut short, so I would cut a path of loop and turns through the yard and leave 'em a few days...doggie followed 'em like a freeway! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 September 19, 2007 Quote you're going to have to share the pic silly... I didn't want everyone to see how sad my yard looks from my lack of landscaping skills. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #8 September 19, 2007 Quote I didn't want everyone to see how sad my yard looks from my lack of landscaping skills. You really should be landscaping with the wedding coming up and all. My mind is totally in the gutter lately. Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 September 19, 2007 Quote You really should be landscaping with the wedding coming up and all. You're not talking about the lawn anymore, are you? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #10 September 19, 2007 well not the lawn with grassif you care to post pics of that i'm sure nobody will make fun of your landscaping Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 September 19, 2007 Dude! Instead of beating around the bush, why don't you just come out and say it? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 September 19, 2007 Only in the snow.... and it was my own hand-writting.... honest (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 September 19, 2007 Quote Only in the snow .... and it was my own hand-writting.... honest lol...well, he mentioned that he did that at just about every soccer field fence in the state. Some things, a mom doesn't need to know. He said he'd like to do it in the snow too! You didn't take a picture, did you?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 September 19, 2007 No pictures, so I guess that it never happened (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #15 September 19, 2007 Quote Only in the snow.... and it was my own hand-writting.... honest My ex wrote my name in the snow, and even dotted the "i." I was impressed... And we did take pictures. We don't get snow in Austin that often, so my name in the snow was a nice gesture while we were vacationing. Almsot better than a single stemmed rose. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #16 September 19, 2007 and they say that romance is dead (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #17 September 20, 2007 Name (cursive with a weedeater), Spirals, Chess board, Marne Patch (in the Army at Ft Stewart on the PT field... also the last time I mowed anything in the military after I asked the 1st Sgt for my 'high school wages' for time spent..they started hiring local teenagers instead from the company 'bbq funds') Even tried an Indian head after I saw a special on a guy doing that in a wheat field (didnt plan it well enough could do MUCH better now were i so inclined... and had a yard) Our yard was the one the neighbors complained about continually to the Base Housing Authority.. but it was ALWAYS within the regulations I had ready at hand to defend my creations...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites