pop 0 #1 September 21, 2007 Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Illinois He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a girl from Texas. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #2 September 21, 2007 PERFECT!!! Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #3 September 21, 2007 Damn right! my hubby does the dishes,laundry and cooking. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 September 21, 2007 Are you trying to tell us something? Do you have dishpan hands now? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 September 21, 2007 That's why I hung my hat in Tennessee... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #6 September 21, 2007 Quote Are you trying to tell us something? Do you have dishpan hands now? I cant have dishpan hands until I get these casts off...but first the swelling needs to go away.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 September 21, 2007 Quote Quote Are you trying to tell us something? Do you have dishpan hands now? I cant have dishpan hands until I get these casts off...but first the swelling needs to go away. How bad did she fuck you up?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
