happythoughts 0 #1 September 23, 2007 clicky QuoteA woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal may have tried to have sex with her. The woman was found dead at the family's sheep and cattle ranch near the town of Mitchell in Queensland. The camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions. On Saturday, the woman apparently became the object of the male camel's desire. It knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as possible mating behaviour. This is just one of the tragic situations where none of the explanations are good. It's like one of those "morning after" explanations that you hear from guys: One could say, "He decided to have sex with her after the goat rejected him." Or, "It is a case of mistaken identity. He thought she looked like a female camel." "The sheep felt that they were being treated like second-class sex objects." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #2 September 23, 2007 This just in, Welshmen have been flocking to the town of Mitchell, Australia in record numbers I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 September 23, 2007 I wonder if it was hump day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 September 23, 2007 QuoteThe camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions. So, it was ORAL sex the camel was trying for?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #5 September 23, 2007 He just couldn't resist the camel toe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #6 September 23, 2007 Camels are into autoerotic asphyxiation? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #7 September 23, 2007 I wonder if it was a Dromedary or a Bactrian.... going for one hump or two. (seriously though... poor woman.... but .... what a way to go) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites