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[Jumpervint 0]

Old farts at play.

Thanks!

Vint

. . . . .
"Make it hard again." Doc Ed

“A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free” Nikos Kazantzakis

[Squeak 17]

So it's left hand Green and right foot blue, got it

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"Well it says right here in 'How to Freefall'..."




"Y'see this cartoon? The one right here? I've done that before."




"...this is what we're giving our students instead of a FJC? Bob I have to tell you; I don't think this is gonna work."

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"What are you having? The reuben looks good to me..."

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[stratostar 5]

Look at the jugs on her....

you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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Look at the jugs on her....

Men! Geesh. Give me a break...

...because everyone knows it's "Look at the fun bags on that hose hound!"

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[jasonRose 0]

Guy on the Left "Hmmmm I wonder if they can read."

Guy in the middle "I wonder if they know the book is upsidedown."

Guy on the right "I wonder if I left the stove on"

Person taking the picture "This jump is going to be a shit show!"

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[lippy 918]

It says right here....Wilferd Brimley can get us 15% off of our diabetes medication

I got nuthin

[rapter 0]

"to much work, we will just build a round"

Only the good die young, so I have found immortality,

[NWFlyer 2]

Guy with book to guy in green: "See, it says right here that you have to hook up your chest strap before you jump."

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Zing 2]

See ... it says right here. It goes blue, green, blue, green, blue, green, ... and you pull on green.

Zing Lurks

[Armour666 0]

when they said we can get on a free fly load I thought we got on for free.

SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

[billeisele 130]

look - they wrote a whole book on what to do if you can't fall stable, wouldn't it be easier just to go belly?

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

[Broke 0]

Can we get this in a large print version?

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[turtlespeed 226]

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Old farts at play.

Thanks!

Vint

Wow, like they all touched each other . . .

or

That looks just like my last colonoscapy.

and

I wonder if they massaged the prostate.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[drdive 0]

"""Look at the jugs on her.... """

Strat,

As the one in the middle, you were the most accurate!

"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub"

"

[drdive 0]

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Guy on the Left "Hmmmm I wonder if they can read."

Guy in the middle "I wonder if they know the book is upsidedown."

Guy on the right "I wonder if I left the stove on"

Person taking the picture "This jump is going to be a shit show!"

Hey Rosie - EAT SHIT AND DIE

Where were you?

"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub"

"

[gonzalesna 1]

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Old farts at play.

Thanks!

Vint

"Let's see now... count to three and pull cord... which one? there's 3!"

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[stratostar 5]

mistaking the circles for boobs.

you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo

[Tink1717 2]

So, should we use Greician Formula or Just for Men?

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

[psychoswooper 2]

"My gosh, will ya look at that. They're touchin' each other!"

[turtlespeed 226]

. . you mean - we are supposed to actually fly relative to each other?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun