Misternatural 0 #26 August 3, 2007 KELLY CLARKSON!!!! "life is not about tits and balls and pussies. It's about people,it's about connection, and spirit. It's not about Cincinati bow ties, double decker pussies, and the alligator fuck house ......." Mooj from 40 yr old virgin.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #27 August 3, 2007 What was your name again? I actually tried that the other day...I laughed it off to make her think I was kidding. -S _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #28 August 3, 2007 "Yes!!! I'm not gonna have to land off!!" Oh...that's not what you meant?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #29 August 3, 2007 Quote KELLY CLARKSON!!!! ROSIE O'DONNELL!!! Okay that was sooooo wrong! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #30 August 3, 2007 Wow, you really are like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway! Shit, the condom broke! Hum "Hail to the Chief" Call her "mom" NEXT!!! EEWWW!!! You've already got AIDS, right? No? Oops... Ya, I'm goin' ta hell...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #31 August 3, 2007 Unfortunately, I've heard one or two of those... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #32 August 3, 2007 For the woman, the opposite of the bucking bronco is to be on top and scream out "LET'S MAKE BABIES"!!! or "Shit! I forgot to take my birth control!" right before he cums.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #33 August 3, 2007 Don't say anything. Just let an almighty fart go !!! It is usually always followed with a look of confusion on her face while she wonders (with embarrassment) if it was a fanny fart. And then the aroma hits her. BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psipike02 0 #34 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I'm sure glad my herpes isn't acting up today Or the dirty version of that is to whisper that in her ear and see how long you can stay in. It's called the Bucking Bronco. Say that or "Your sister was better" Or you could always just yell SHAZAAAAAAAMMMMM like I sometimes do... Freakin' amateurs!To do the Rodeo Position properly, you do a doggie-style mount, take two hands full of funbags and say the thang about her sister -- the idea then is to try to hang on for the full 8 seconds! Well duh, if anyone knows anything about rodeo style, its done from the doggystyle position....what person thought it was the other way around??? I just assumed it was implied, come on now... This is not amatuer hour....Puttin' some stank on it. ----Hellfish #707---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #35 August 3, 2007 and i thought Stitch was twisted Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #36 August 3, 2007 Segmenting a story Twardo told me... If the fat chick is slammin you, "damn!!! I just gave you 2 inches I didn't even know I had!!!"Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #37 August 3, 2007 Well you could try this gem my hubby sweetly whispered to me the night before last... We were on the couches downstairs after the kids were in bed. "Come sit by me," he says. "Ok!" "...now hike up your skirt, jerk off those panties and sit on my cock." "Oh my!!!" Romance is so important in a relationship. Yep, he's a keeper. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #38 August 3, 2007 Hahahahaa....ok, I clicked on this from another MSNBC article: 'Sex Goo EWWWW...'~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #39 August 3, 2007 I've been there (the first part of the article for you smart asses that would otherwise crack jokes)Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #40 August 3, 2007 Just tell 'em Gonzo...it's yer soap & yer dick, you can wash it as FAST as ya want to! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #41 August 3, 2007 Quote Just tell 'em Gonzo...it's yer soap & yer dick, you can wash it as FAST as ya want to! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #42 August 3, 2007 torpedo 1 loaded Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kynan1 0 #43 August 15, 2007 Oh my God! I can't believe this is happening to me. 31 years and I'm finally getting laid! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflysteve 0 #44 August 15, 2007 Don't shout just telephone your wife next time your getting laid. Swooping, huh? I love that stuff ... all the flashing lights and wailing sirens ... it's very exciting! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #45 September 25, 2007 Can we do anal instead? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #46 September 25, 2007 Oral Russian Roulette: Similar to rodeo - but the stakes are a little higher. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #47 September 25, 2007 "Sooo....had a few kids, have ya?" It doesn't go over particularly well. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
