mamajumps 0 #26 September 6, 2007 QuoteYou don't marry a member of your own sex silly ok im really confused now... isnt being gay dating and/or marrying the same sex????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #27 September 6, 2007 Mariage is just a way for our churches to control usDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RPC1117 0 #28 September 6, 2007 What are the only two days of the year when there are no major sporting event games in the US? (major = baseball, football, hockey, basketball) The day before and after the Baseball All Star Game Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #29 September 19, 2007 Each bread company uses its own color code, so there isn't just one that will apply to everything on the shelf. Bread is delivered five days a week, Monday Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, and the bread maker puts a different colored tie on to designate which day of the week the bread was baked. For example: Monday - Blue Tuesday - Green Thursday - Red Friday - White Saturday - YellowMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #30 September 19, 2007 The first word spoken on the moon..............'Houston'. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #31 September 20, 2007 Here's a useless (well, tasteless joke)... What gets longer when pulled Fits between your boobs Inserts neatly in a hole, and Works best when jerked? Give up yet? A seatbelt!! Geez, get your minds out of the gutter! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #32 September 20, 2007 thats great! however, dont think I can use it at the church christmas party.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #33 September 20, 2007 I kind of thought that too... Hey, I tried. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #34 September 20, 2007 QuoteThe first word spoken on the moon..............'Houston'. Wrong. It was "Contact" - the first word of the sentence, "Contact light." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slotperfect 7 #35 September 20, 2007 From the TV show "Bonanza:" Each of the three sons (Adam, "Hoss," and Little Joe) had different mothers. They all died or were killed at some point before the setting of the show. Hoss's mother was a Swedish immigrant. From the TV show: "The Jetsons:" The Jetsons' dog Astro originally belonged to a wealthy man named J.P. Gottrocks. The dog's original name was "Tralfaz." How's that for obscure and useless information? Arrive Safely John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #36 September 20, 2007 Quote From the TV show: "The Jetsons:" The Jetsons' dog Astro originally belonged to a wealthy man named J.P. Gottrocks. The dog's original name was "Tralfaz." How's that for obscure and useless information? I remember that episode!!! I also remember the one where he tried to get Astro back... that was so my favorite cartoon!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #37 September 21, 2007 Q: What is the pressure of the Carbon Dioxide bubbles trapped in Pop Rocks candy (the bubbles burst and make the candy crackle in your mouth)? A: ~600 PSI The candy is basically melted sugar that is foamed with CO2 at 600 PSI in a pressure vessel, then allowed to cool under pressure, trapping the CO2 as bubbles. EDIT to add source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_Rocks "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #38 September 21, 2007 Quote Q: What is the pressure of the Carbon Dioxide bubbles trapped in Pop Rocks candy (the bubbles burst and make the candy crackle in your mouth)? Huh... thats neat and definitly useless trivia.... thanks!!!A: ~600 PSI The candy is basically melted sugar that is foamed with CO2 at 600 PSI in a pressure vessel, then allowed to cool under pressure, trapping the CO2 as bubbles. EDIT to add source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_Rocks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #39 September 21, 2007 Useless... If you take the letters of the word "Mother-in-law" and change them around, they spell "Woman Hitler"!My work here is done... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #40 September 21, 2007 Quote Useless... If you take the letters of the word "Mother-in-law" and change them around, they spell "Woman Hitler"!My work here is done... Yeah, I so agree with that!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,112 #41 September 22, 2007 The only two people to have colleges named for them at both Oxford and Cambridge universities are Jewish: Jesus and Sir Isaac Wolfson.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lawdog1 0 #42 September 22, 2007 Les Paul pioneered Multi-track recording Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #43 September 22, 2007 Unlubricated Anal Gang Bang Record: "Victoria Givens became the new Official Anal Queen when she took 101 anal intrusions without one drop of artificial lubrication...." http://www.ainews.com/Archives/Story7868.phtml "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #44 September 22, 2007 Quote Unlubricated Anal Gang Bang Record: "Victoria Givens became the new Official Anal Queen when she took 101 anal intrusions without one drop of artificial lubrication...." http://www.ainews.com/Archives/Story7868.phtml OUCH!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lekstrom10k 0 #45 October 1, 2007 Our confuser broke down so I didnt get to reply. On the TV show "Lassie" the dog was a male Mercedes -Benz started as an engine company. The three points on the logo meant The top for aircraft . the two bottoms for land [cars & trucks] and the other for sea [boats.] The five points on the Chrysler pentagon were for Chrysler , Imperial, De Soto, Dodge. and Plymouth. The band ZZ-Top was named after rolling papers. Barns were red because Ferric oxide paint was the cheapest. WD-40 was the 40th attempt at making a water deterrent solution Fore in golf was yelled for everyone out ahead of the swinger"Watch your P"s and Q's was an olde English bartender phrase for Pints and Quarts meaning settle down before you get thrown out. The long clay pipes often seen in St Patrick day pictures was actually owned by the tavern. If you forgot your pipe you would snap off the used end and smoke then the next one would do the same. When it got to short the owner put out a new one. Some of the first cars still had buggy whip holders on them for the new owners to stubborn to give uo the habit.Ricky Nelsons guitar never had strings on it for the TV show the 1950 Studebaker had the starter switch under the clutch pedal so you couldnt have a startin gear problem. It also had a hill holder that when you got stopped on a hill the brakes stayed on with the clutch in. "Gone with the wind" was the first movie with a swear word. Abe lincoln was the only president on a coin facing left. the 1943 penny was the only steel penny to save copper for WWII bullets. I hope this helps.The city Wiindsor Ontario is actually South of Detroit. De Triot is French for the river. so the Detroit River is actually The river river. A pin number doesnt exist either because you would have said Personal identification number number VIN is the same. VW was the last car to go to 12volt. the 1955 Thunderbird was the only 6 volt T-Bird ever built.the 1955 Chevy 265 V-8 didnt have an oil filter standard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lekstrom10k 0 #46 October 1, 2007 Les Paul called it his pulverizer.I think Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerdgirl 0 #47 October 2, 2007 Who is the only human for whom 2 elements are named? Marie Curie. Curium Cm (#96) & Polonium Po (#84), for her home country /Marg Act as if everything you do matters, while laughing at yourself for thinking anything you do matters. Tibetan Buddhist saying Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpoutnow 0 #48 October 2, 2007 Knoxville, TN is closer to Canada than to Memphis, TNPeople are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
