GQ_jumper 4 #1 October 2, 2007 the COMBAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER..............every chow hall in Iraq is now equipped with them. Able to extinguish terrorist fires in a single blow, but only terrorist fires. We could've had this thing won a long time ago if only we had these edit to add the pic OOPS!!History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #2 October 2, 2007 Um, did you mean to attach a photo or something? The message doesn't make much sense, as is... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #3 October 2, 2007 will it work on napalm??? stay safe bro and hurry home .59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #4 October 2, 2007 How to get the gov to pay 5000.00 for a fire ext........ Put a combat sticker on it!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #5 October 2, 2007 Does it fight the terroist fire with a SURGE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevebabin 0 #6 October 2, 2007 Sporty's Pilot Shop used to sell one called the"Challenger Fire Extinguisher".... After the Shuttle blew up I think they pulled it."Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #7 October 2, 2007 Does it fight the terroist fire with a SURGEQuote With a surge of AWESOME!!! Like you don't even know!!! My best friend and I were walking out of the chow hall the other day when she spotted it, she looked at me and said, "did that fire extinguisher actually say combat on it??". so we went back to double check and sure enough, we're arming our chow halls with combat fire extinguishers!! i wanna bring one home with meHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #8 October 2, 2007 Good thing it said 'combat'; otherwise it would be NO GOOD to you at all! OHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Idea! [Acme runs off to change branding on her product lines...] ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #9 October 3, 2007 [Acme runs off to change branding on her product lines...] Quote Let me know if you make anything else that's combat effective, we are in need of all kinds of useless crap that says "combat" on the label. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #10 October 3, 2007 Quote [Acme runs off to change branding on her product lines...] Quote Let me know if you make anything else that's combat effective, we are in need of all kinds of useless crap that says "combat" on the label. I DID, dang it! But nobody wanted to play. I thought 'combat gift albums' would be a hit! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Erroll 80 #11 October 3, 2007 Quote Does it fight the terroist fire with a SURGE Quote With a surge of AWESOME!!! Like you don't even know!!! I bet everyone who sees that is shocked and awed too. How long does it take to accomplish the mission of extinguishing a fire with one of those? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #12 October 3, 2007 How long does it take to accomplish the mission of extinguishing a fire with one of those? Quote Nobody knows really, they don't come with instructions so it is therefore useless to us soldiers History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Erroll 80 #13 October 3, 2007 Quote How long does it take to accomplish the mission of extinguishing a fire with one of those? Quote Nobody knows really, they don't come with instructions so it is therefore useless to us soldiers Well, just make sure that the mission is indeed accomplished before stopping, otherwise the fire might just flair up again and burn for a loooong time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #14 October 3, 2007 So how long before you have a cleaning detail to take it off the wall, disassemble it, clean it, rreassemble it and put it back up on the wall? Do you have the rank to be incharge of that detail? Beats latrine duty anyway, eh? I can hear my old Senior Drill Sgt. now... Sarge: I need 3 volunteers that can type! Idiots: Me! Me! Me! Sarge: You, You and You! Take these shovels and dig me a hole 6x6. Idiots: Fuck!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites akarunway 1 #15 October 3, 2007 Quote the COMBAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER..............every chow hall in Iraq is now equipped with them. Able to extinguish terrorist fires in a single blow, but only terrorist fires. We could've had this thing won a long time ago if only we had theseedit to add the pic OOPS!! I see it's an ABC. Couldn't the U.S. govt. add a D to it for an extra 5K per unit?I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NtheSeaOrSky 0 #16 October 3, 2007 Quote How long does it take to accomplish the mission of extinguishing a fire with one of those? Quote Nobody knows really, they don't come with instructions so it is therefore useless to us soldiers thanks a lot now I can't quit laughing!! Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #17 October 3, 2007 Go stir some shit burning in a 50/50 mix of MOGAS and diesel will ya? You old bastard!!!!hey when you were issued your first uniform, did the fur fall out from the hide around the elbows? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #18 October 3, 2007 So how long before you have a cleaning detail to take it off the wall, disassemble it, clean it, rreassemble it and put it back up on the wall? Do you have the rank to be incharge of that detail? Quote I have enough rank that I'm not in charge of details anymore, I'm in charge of the people that are in charge of assigning someone to be in charge of the detail. I don't bother myself with menial tasks such as this, it's for the little peopleMy time is better spent trying to figure out what unit that hot Air Force girl I saw the other day is with History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
ACMESkydiver 0 #8 October 2, 2007 Good thing it said 'combat'; otherwise it would be NO GOOD to you at all! OHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Idea! [Acme runs off to change branding on her product lines...] ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #9 October 3, 2007 [Acme runs off to change branding on her product lines...] Quote Let me know if you make anything else that's combat effective, we are in need of all kinds of useless crap that says "combat" on the label. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 October 3, 2007 Quote [Acme runs off to change branding on her product lines...] Quote Let me know if you make anything else that's combat effective, we are in need of all kinds of useless crap that says "combat" on the label. I DID, dang it! But nobody wanted to play. I thought 'combat gift albums' would be a hit! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erroll 80 #11 October 3, 2007 Quote Does it fight the terroist fire with a SURGE Quote With a surge of AWESOME!!! Like you don't even know!!! I bet everyone who sees that is shocked and awed too. How long does it take to accomplish the mission of extinguishing a fire with one of those? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #12 October 3, 2007 How long does it take to accomplish the mission of extinguishing a fire with one of those? Quote Nobody knows really, they don't come with instructions so it is therefore useless to us soldiers History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erroll 80 #13 October 3, 2007 Quote How long does it take to accomplish the mission of extinguishing a fire with one of those? Quote Nobody knows really, they don't come with instructions so it is therefore useless to us soldiers Well, just make sure that the mission is indeed accomplished before stopping, otherwise the fire might just flair up again and burn for a loooong time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 October 3, 2007 So how long before you have a cleaning detail to take it off the wall, disassemble it, clean it, rreassemble it and put it back up on the wall? Do you have the rank to be incharge of that detail? Beats latrine duty anyway, eh? I can hear my old Senior Drill Sgt. now... Sarge: I need 3 volunteers that can type! Idiots: Me! Me! Me! Sarge: You, You and You! Take these shovels and dig me a hole 6x6. Idiots: Fuck!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #15 October 3, 2007 Quote the COMBAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER..............every chow hall in Iraq is now equipped with them. Able to extinguish terrorist fires in a single blow, but only terrorist fires. We could've had this thing won a long time ago if only we had theseedit to add the pic OOPS!! I see it's an ABC. Couldn't the U.S. govt. add a D to it for an extra 5K per unit?I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #16 October 3, 2007 Quote How long does it take to accomplish the mission of extinguishing a fire with one of those? Quote Nobody knows really, they don't come with instructions so it is therefore useless to us soldiers thanks a lot now I can't quit laughing!! Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #17 October 3, 2007 Go stir some shit burning in a 50/50 mix of MOGAS and diesel will ya? You old bastard!!!!hey when you were issued your first uniform, did the fur fall out from the hide around the elbows? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #18 October 3, 2007 So how long before you have a cleaning detail to take it off the wall, disassemble it, clean it, rreassemble it and put it back up on the wall? Do you have the rank to be incharge of that detail? Quote I have enough rank that I'm not in charge of details anymore, I'm in charge of the people that are in charge of assigning someone to be in charge of the detail. I don't bother myself with menial tasks such as this, it's for the little peopleMy time is better spent trying to figure out what unit that hot Air Force girl I saw the other day is with History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
